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Why can’t Sammie Kioko just take the tender dispute to court and deal with it there?

@AbalaWilliam Wachana na AfC leopards mdeal na iyo national team yenu ya ujinga. National team imejaa players hawana clubs na bench warmers. Hakuna mahali ball hii nchii itaenda na hizi ufala. Mpira gani Iko Lebanon Sasa. Useless national team

It’s time we tell our top KPL players the truth. You can’t argue “eye test” in a data-driven game. If your numbers are low… Your impact is low. Simple. Flair fades, numbers remain. #SportsRadar #FootballKE

@citizentvkenya @ross_corleone CAF walipea Morocco trophy nyuma ya tent sio watu wakuamini ata anyway ata Talanta stadium sio poa na izo pesa zote? 6 by 6 Warm & cozy fleece blankets at ksh 1300 ☎️0798595049. We deliver countrywide

None of Kenya’s stadiums meet Afcon 2027 standards — Caf report citizen.digital/sports/none-of…

@jimNjue_ It's okay as long as large numbers of people register as voters

I know this breaks your hearts, but Ademba is Ruto’s Mole.

@Dr_AustinOmondi We have a rotten society kwa mindsets na morally pia. We will elect crooks and criminals, we defend them when they are caught with clear corruption allegations. We have "mtu wetu" syndrome in our DNA. We blame everyone except ourselves. We are the problem

University politics are GenZ based but they still end up voting along tribal lines. This is true across all Kenyan Universities and colleges. Where is the disconnect with tribalism in this country?

@Timbestick @mougendi Mnaambiwa tu life haikuanza vile Gen Z walizaliwa

@mougendi Millenials mmejam mbaya😂😂

'for the first time'... Tom Mboya died aged 38. Dedan Kimathi died aged 36. Harry Thuku founded YKA aged 26.

@KenyanSays Mnabore na hii debate bana! Ni sawa women are richer than men. Now let everyone live their life in peace. Sio competition 14 pieces aluminium stainless sufuria at Kes. 5000 ☎️0798595049. We deliver countrywide

“Where are the men?” A Kenyan lady is shocked to find that only women are going out to have fun.

@Ademba_47 @wuodosur It's not a competition among the generations,let all register . Siri ni numbers

Lakini how do you say that the majority of people registering to vote are the old? Please provide a queue with old people dominating a registration line.

@MigunaMiguna Hii ni akili za ajabu sana! Wanataka kukimbiza na hatujatambaa ata? We need to start with the basics

You want to go nuclear and speak of first world when you don’t have clean running water and toilets for Siaya residents, not to mention Turkana, Mandera or Lamu. Is it chang’aa or busaa that has messed your head, Orengo?

@HonMoses_Kuria He's just doing what every other politician does -hoping on anything trending online even useless stuff 24 pieces Marble cutlery set with stand at ksh 2100 ☎️0798595049. We deliver countrywide

I followed my friend Riggy G with Tiktoker MC Chris last evening on Niko Kadi Gen Z campaign. Miraculously he managed to convert the noble civic campaign into a Mt Kenya affair. As a parent of Gen Zs this saddens me a lot . If he is the Niko Kadi champion , let us just change the campaign to its Kikuyu translation ' Ndi Na Mùtì' . Over to you my friend Gen Z Baddie

@AkilengJess If she had better brains than him hangezaa na yeye watoto 3. Maybe anataka kitu itakua inampea daily needs bila kusaidiwa na matusi. Let's help elp without matusi. Na watu husema pesa sio lazima to start wanafaa waone hii story ndo wajue family ni pesa nowadays

Hakuna chakula, diapers and basic needs but your first priority ni motorbike😳 weka that woman's number maybe she has better brains than you

@Ms_Patrona @FRevolva But one of them feels the other isn't doing anything to change the situation as fast as they wish

He lost his job. She was already pregnant. He took a Shylock loan. Lost everything. He's unemployed. She's a new mum. This is not the case of an ungrateful woman or an irresponsible man. They are just two people navigating hard circumstances within a dysfunctional country.

The state of the economy determines how people relate. When there is poverty/unemployment, people tend to turn on each other. Until we recognize our issues with one another go beyond personal flaws, we will never fully internalize the impact the political class has on our lives.

@shobanes @Dominosamuz11 I think they are in denial. Walisema hawana kura Sahi wakajitokeza, Wanasema IEBC haina enough personal, Young people volunteered. Wakasema ni paid gig wakakaa wajinga. Wanasema watashindwa kupanga kupanga line. They'll be surprised ata na viongozi watachaguliwa

'Wataona lines refu siku ya voting warudi nyumbani.' As if those fellas did not walk from Thika/Rongai to town in crocs for maandamano.

@Calvinjared1 @ClintonObonyo I've been to senate nkiwa moi juu ya fighting na tulikua tunalipa 5k ndo uingie sitting I still have the receipts. My degree had wrong spellings na I had to pay for corrections. I don't do speculations na iyo 5k ni Kenyan shillings btw

@ModernKitchn @ClintonObonyo 5k gani buana

very sad news coming in... 💔😔 Regina Njeri, a second-year law student at Moi University, is alleged to have taken her own life today! According to our sources, she was scheduled to appear before the Senate this week over exam irregularities. The exact circumstances surrounding her death remain unclear. Rest in peace, Regina!

@Ademba_47 @CarlOkari Huyu ni shallow minded sana. How is that even possible? How will uhuru gain from helping youths register as voters?! Kuna akili unajua tu huyu mtu bado hulamba makamasi

Mtu anisaidie number ya Uhuru. Aliweka pesa wrong number.

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Meet the son of Adonija Gabriel Oguda, a fully grown intellectual who looked in the mirror, nodded respectfully, then decided lemme behave like Sudi. Oguda is currently a soloist in the Kumi Bila Break choir,, singing louder like rent is due and the landlord has already removed the door. Before he graduated into this nonstop praise & worship ministry, the man was Head of Logistics in Ugunja,, calculating alcohol bills with the seriousness of a lady shaving her office, buying Panadol & condoms for munene, securing coffee supplies, and most importantly, ensuring Opiyo Wandayi never slept alone in hotel rooms. He was supplying him with yellow yellow damsels & when the budget was tighter, walimwengu said he had to be the damsel. This is the same man who stammers like a Hyundai engine trying to start on a cold morning in Kericho. When he wasn’t in the office, he was at home babysitting his grandmother’s cat Medusa, a cat that probably had more consistency in life decisions than him. At some point, Oguda even had a dream. He wanted to open a guava juice processing plant in Kolenyo. But somewhere along the way, the guavas got replaced with Kasongo syrup. Back in the day, Oguda used to wake up early, stretch, yawn, and then PUTS STONE properly on William Ruto & his wife like it was a morning devotion. But then,, hunger my pipoos, Hunger!! Njaa ni kitu mbaya saidii. Lemme tell you Omwami,, hunger is a very persuasive motivational speaker. The moment the government doors opened after killing the Gen Zs, Oguda’s memory did what Safaricom bundles do,, expired instantly. The same man he was side-eyeing like a suspicious landlord suddenly became the best thing to ever happen to Kenya. Character development came faster like a man who has just climbed a massive sianda with an indomie foundation. Today, Oguda has evolved into a full-time praise & worship technician. He has become delulu like a broke lady refreshing Jimmy Wanjigi’s son’s Instagram hoping for a miracle DM. He wakes up every morning to praise Kasongo for rescuing him from poverty. Anyway, a man must survive, but at what cost? Take this to the bank,,, son of Kamagut will have our boy remove balloons from his nose sooner or later. Chesaa! May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the poor son of Adonija. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Should Mohamed Salah have won the Ballon d'Or at Liverpool? 🤔 Jurgen Klopp thinks so...

We tend to forget quickly what people have done for us in the past.