Molly

“You want for your heart and for your people to follow the right God home” - Amsterdam

WHAT THE HELL?!!!!

You gotta start at 15

@Jackkk I lived some of the best days being an auditor I tell you! 😂

Tax expert reveals a real estate agent wrote off a yacht and won the audit “We had a client that got audited for trying to write off a yacht. I said to her why are we claiming a yacht as a business vehicle?” “She said she brings clients like Kobe and Shaq onto the boat, runs broker previews and shows houses from the ocean” “She showed me a logbook her captain keeps of every single person that comes on the boat. I used one tax code, slid it over to the IRS auditor…” “The auditor said she knows Kobe? The audit was over in five minutes and we were talking about the Lakers”

This.

@_tobyblush My faves ❤️‍🔥

Adekunle Gold buys Simi a car and renews their vows with a new ring. May nonchalant men d i e ten times!!!!!!!

When she drives you crazy but she’s your crazy

@dolapospov Documented ones. The activity itself, gold.

i think solo dates are really performative, idk how to explain it

@tonvionny The sad answer is yes. When there’s more than them of us, we live with them.

I wonder what God's plan was for rats regarding accommodation, are they supposed to stay with us?

we all need a friend like this

Dear diary, I need a hug and 1M in cash

They don’t make love like this nomoreee 😭😩

@seleena6166 🫢🫨

Me: Do we have a doctor here? Doctor: Yes, I'm a doctor. Me: What's your specialty? Doctor: I'm a doctor in Mathematics. Me: My friend is dying. Doctor: Minus one Me:

The Bieb’s is backkkkkkkkk ❤️‍🔥🥂#Coachella #Bieberchella

🌼🌼🌼🌼🥰🥰🥰🥰 #Coachella

I can’t loooooseeee when I’m with you #Coachella

This is YUKON. This is the only version JB #Coachella

Absolutely Big Sean!! God has his hand on you Justin Beiber ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 “you live in favour” #Coachella

Every version of you was necessary. Even the ones you are ashamed of.