Mmachi

You can buy a car for #2m, sell it for #3.5m. The buyer will use it for 2yrs, sell it for #5m, and all of these transactions are at a loss Can you understand Nigeria

@Tunde_OD Na forcing-guy be this abi na wetin. Make una get shame small na

First Nigerian to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷-The world’s most prestigious museum.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Dr_statesman We don’t even have upto a hundred traditional leaders in Anambara

This the idiot that they said is prudent....400 SUVs for traditional rulers.

@AnnUdoh5 Globalisation, deregulation, SAP, IMF and WORLD BANK happened

Peugeot in Kaduna and Volkswagen in Lagos were operational, assembling cars, buses, and trucks what happened? Dunlop and Michelin in Lagos and Port Harcourt were producing tyres from local rubber plantations what happened? Thriving textile mills in the North (Kano, Kaduna, Zaria) supplied local fabrics. Bata and Lennards produced shoes from locally tanned leather, while companies like Thermocool and Debo produced refrigerators and air conditioners What happened to Nigeria?

Workout your salvation

@bint_abiha_2 @kwnn_yemen This straight of Hormuz now be like scorpion. Once e open e leg, you go think say na handshake. The next thing na pain 😱

🚨عاجـــــــــــــــل الآن الجيش الإيراني يستهدف 3 سفن أمريكية حاولت عبور مضيق هرمز خلال 3 ساعات.🔥🔥🔥😱 @kwnn_yemen

@torty_mercy I was playing thesame track few minutes ago

I think I’m high from listening to this song. My sisters are wondering what’s happening 🤣🤣🤣 Make Revolutionary Youth enjoy small abeg . I like this Tuffking ooo🫣

Not funny bro 😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂

@Ebuka_Laz @grok in your best form, explain what he is saying

“Peter Obi is dull” But look at what you settled for.

@DaddyTwinzz No not atall. It makes it nauseating, Atleast for me

Does chicken really have any business in Ofe Egwusi?

@Voiceofigbos The picture quality is not doing justice to the fort of this geography. You can do better

There was a time when Lagos-Ibadan media would put pictures of houses in Igboland on their newspapers as Ibadan and Lekki houses. They post mud houses from their region as Igbo people's villages. Some of their state media are still doing it. That’s how dangerous their media are.

@Nepali___Keto @NasheCeezet_zw 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NasheCeezet_zw He could have zipped all the files, and print the zip file in only 1 page.

The most unhinged thing that ever happened at my office. We had a printer that kept jamming, not usual. But one day, IT came down looking stressed. Turns out the printer wasn’t broken. Someone had been printing 200+ pages daily, full color and we didn’t know who it was. So management sent a warning email. The next day? 300 pages, same printer. At this point it became a mystery.

@Voiceofigbos Imagine yourself coming back from work and playing this alone in your car. smh 🤦🏽‍♀️

Reincarnation is real, This guy's voice is different from his body. #igboamaka

@AdenipekunAyod1 All the shoes match, but if she’s carrying a purse/accessories, then; 1 must only go with silver coloured purse Others must go with same purse color as the sandals

Fashionistas in the house, which shoe matches well with this dress🤐

Who made this?? 🤣

@QueenUjunwa1 🤣😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣😭😂 Like father like son

Achalugo is coming.

@BolajiADC Hope they’re not pro PeterObi delegates

The African Democratic Congress (ADC) wishes to inform the public that, pursuant to resolutions reached at its National Convention held on Tuesday, April 14, 2026, at the Rainbow Event Centre, Garki, Abuja, the Party has approved the expulsion of certain individuals for acts deemed inconsistent with its constitution, values, and disciplinary framework. The affected individuals are Hon. Leke Abejide, Nafiu Bala Gombe, Mr. Kingsley Temitope Ogga, Mr. Don Norman Obinna, Mr. Kennedy Odion, Mr. Clement Ehigiator, Mrs. Stella Chukwuma, Patrick Ambut, Johny Tovie Derek, Duke Dick, and Elias Adikwu. This decision followed the consideration and adoption of a motion on the discipline of erring members, duly presented and ratified by delegates at the Convention under the leadership of His Excellency, Senator David Mark, GCON, National Chairman of the Party. With this action, the affected individuals cease to be members of the African Democratic Congress with immediate effect. Consequently, they are now at liberty to explore other political platforms, and any political party that may wish to receive them is free to do so. The Party reiterates its unwavering commitment to discipline, internal democracy, and the rule of law. The ADC will continue to uphold the highest standards of accountability as it consolidates its position as a credible and viable alternative for Nigerians.

@dimmakilishi Flavour did a masterpiece Ad for Onga that year

This advert too sweet 😂😂

@BolajiADC So Atiku, Tambuwal, Kwansopo, David Mark, Aregbesola, Obasanjo et al have no nor know anyone who owns a structure in Abuja, to host the convention. ADC my poot

ALERT 🚨 After paying all the fees required, setting up for our convention tomorrow, the owner of Rainbow Event centre has just informed us that he has come under pressure from the FCDA and Minister of FCT, Nyesom Wike that if he allows the ADC the use of his facilities, his licence will be revoked. But we have already signed the contract with him. We will hold our convention tomorrow as planned at the Rainbow event centre. We will not bow to this creeping tyranny. And definitely not to this petty tyrant. ADC is rising, Nigeria is rising.

@ali_naka In that order, on god

If America was to invade Africa and my task was to put together an African army. It would have VERY few Kenyans, Nigerians and Zimbabweans!!