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put me on to the last song on your current playlist. I wanna listen!!!

some days are saved by one good conversation.

to stripe people of their dignity & enslave them you must rob them of their ability to fend for themselves that they’re always in need of help for survival.

I think it's important to experience life from both sides: as the good guys and as the bad guys.

I use zip ties to temporarily fix our home laundry rack

We live in a world where the good person has to go to the psychologist to learn to cope with the things that the bad person does!

Am I the only one who gets heart palpitations whenever I see a message from my manager or HR? 😭 At this point, I need to block them from viewing my WhatsApp Status. Why are you reacting 😂 to my post when I’m already preparing a resignation speech in my head before opening your message?

Every morning, I see a man at the same bus stop. Always well dressed. Clean shoes. Neat shirt. Same old briefcase. But he never boards any bus. One day, curiosity got me. I asked, “Sir, where are you always going?” He smiled like he had been waiting for that question. “I used to go to work,” he said. Then he paused. “I got laid off two years ago.” I was confused. “But you still come here every day?” He nodded. “If I stay at home, I feel like I’ve lost everything. But here… I still feel like I’m on my way somewhere.” Silence. Then he added softly: “And sometimes, opportunity passes and sees me still showing up.” I didn’t know what to say after that. He adjusted his briefcase and said, “One day, it will stop for me again.” And walked back to his spot. Shalom.

u want to have a long lasting relationship where ur girlfriend never falls out of love & respect for u? u must always learn to be unpredictable & mysterious. stop being the same person, doing & saying the same thing often give her the assignment of learning the new U always📌

If the babe you are dating has the habit of always demanding for money from you for personal needs and all sorts.And puts up attitudes when you don't have or meet up. Do yourself a favour, don't marry her.Entitlement mentality and beggy beggy spirit are major signs of red flags

I hope karma gets those teachers who show favoritism to their favorite students during secondary school days

Unhappy but the ship is sailing. 🚢

nigerian to nigerian:

i’m building a future so big that my past can’t catch up to me no more.

Life can only appear like this on social media; it can’t happen this way in real life 💔

Have you ever asked yourself why a Hyundai Elantra, Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, and Toyota Camry are not the same price, even though they're all 4-cylinder cars? In the same way, not every plot of land should cost the same simply because they're all measured in the same size. Just as cars differ in brand, model, features, reliability, and demand, land also differs in location, title, accessibility, infrastructure, surrounding development, and future potential. That's why two 500sqm plots of land can be on the same street but have completely different prices. For any Real Estate consultation, reach out to me 🤝🏾

Do all parents have a favorite child??

I nannied for a wealthy couple, and the husband had a study in the house that the wife joked about never being allowed in. Now, I’m nosy, and I was curious about why you wouldn’t let someone in a study, especially since it looked like a fairly normal room: big desk, walls covered in bookshelves, books of architecture everywhere.

God help me, I need my spark back. This charger gats get partial contact🤦‍♂️

Ever since Sandra and Chike’s saga happened, Chike has been attending weddings and getting gigs up and down. I just saw a video where he performed at Funnybone’s event yesterday and, with all that, I must say that guy’s career isn’t ending anytime soon the way we all thought. He’d be getting even more gigs instead. Sandra already said it: the whole saga would favor him and it is. “Nobody would talk about us for up to six months.” We’re really seeing it. Shalom!

Lying to your own mother so she doesn’t worry about you is a type of guilt nobody talks about.