Nicholas Lully

It’s always smart to announce your intentions before diving headfirst into another misadventure with your archrival 🤦🏻‍♂️

A hack of Kash Patel’s personal email revealed that the FBI Director has an Indian bank account and residence in Baroda, India. Follow: @AFpost

The reports and developments are extremely dangerous. May peace and sanity prevail. The world needs it.

Interviewer: What will you guys do if there was an alien invasion? Pakistan: Most likely nuke India.

The freedom enjoyed by Sunni and Shia clergy in Pakistan has contributed to inconsistent foreign policy, extremism, terrorism, and internal discord. They need to be reined in. Hardly any country in the world gives clerics the level of space and influence that Pakistan does.

Remember when India attacked Pakistan in May last year, and Modi threatened to cut off water to 250 million Pakistanis - so the Iranians stormed the Indian embassy in protest? Yeah…me neither.

He cooked with this one

They’re calling it India’s 9/11

Indian YouTube has to be the most horrifying genre of content out there.

Iran war is a double blow for Air India and IndiGo as they can’t fly over Pakistan too. Sample this: IndiGo Delhi to Manchester flight skips Pakistan & MEast because its Norwegian-registered planes follow EU rules - so it goes via Africa to the UK. tinyurl.com/4z2r8s8v

Your ancestors died so Indians could dance on the WW2 memorial. x.com/DrRepatriator/…

@Alexarmstrong Why not India too bud?

Why not Pakistan? The asylum claim number is far higher than the others, whilst the fraud percent is technically slightly lower, Pakistan is not at war. MPs are lobbying for AIRPORTS for Pakistan to travel there on holiday. Some will wonder…

Iran must be taken out no matter what the cost!

Pakistan explaining why they don’t like something: “So imagine India”

India is the toilet of the world. God, in his cosmic sense of humour, created a shit-themed country for the sole purpose of being laughing stock for the rest of us, and then filled it with people that can’t take a joke. For starters, their skin is the colour of shit and they smell like shit. In fact the whole country smells like shit because despite being graciously gifted toilet technology by Europeans, Indians refuse to use them in favour of shamelessly shitting on the street. Their religion involves bathing in a river full of dead bodies and shit and worshipping cow shit, before throwing said cow shit at each other for fun and then eating it. Their food both looks like shit and will give you the shits, as it has traces of shit in it from the cook not washing his hands. Instead of troubling himself with hand washing, the Indian uses the much more efficient strategy of wiping his bum with one hand and eating with the other. Even if he developed a genetic mutation that made him want to wash his hands, he wouldn’t be able to find any soap because Indian shops don’t sell it. Despite these awful standards of hygiene, the Indian rarely gets sick because he has consumed so much shit over his lifetime that he is now immune to the bacteria. This “shit vaccination” is the extent of India’s healthcare system. Indians have a caste system based on the proportion of Indian DNA they have in them, with a lower amount obviously being better. This genetic diversity is shown by lower caste Indians having iron-supplement-shit black skin and the upper classes being the much more dignified shade of baby diarrhoea. Naturally, their flag is has a bumhole symbol in the middle of it to represent their national pastime which is shitting. The country itself is even shaped like an anus-sculpted turd tip about to plop into the Indian Ocean (which to nobody’s surprise, is also full of shit.)

@RestoreBritain_ Interesting no mention of India

Restore Britain will close off entire visa routes from Pakistan, Afghanistan, Eritrea, Sudan and Syria.

Pakistanis will confidently blame the Field Marshal for everything while the reality is that you cannot find two Pakistanis who can agree on who are the terrorists and how they must be dealt with. But they all expect one Field Marshal to swing his magic wand and create fairy dust. Retards.

"I didn't know what was happening on stage. I was confused. He (Modi) grabbed my hand and i was wondering what we were supposed to do" - Sam Altman 😭😭 People are literally laughing. How long will we tolerate this just for one man's PR?

Everybody is immediately filtering out one specific country and everybody knows which one saar