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Chicago Beer On Sunday Party (Algrenist)
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Chicago Beer On Sunday Party (Algrenist)
@NotMetaphoric
Legitimate political party. Lowbrow cultural criticism. Middlebrow shitposting.
Chicago, IL Se unió Aralık 2018
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Pantera. Like all mid 90s metalcore.
Gene Meyer@GeneMeyerLOL
You ever hear a guitar tone that just sounds racist?
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@poddtadre Saw it on TCM months ago. Absolute banger.
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@DoxxxyStocksy All the stars are here!
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And finally, the votes are in! And Entertainment Weekly has chosen its Funniest Man Alive.
And who is the funniest man alive?
You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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@mattlindner @NiseiLounge Kyle Orton
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Huh, Purdue’s basketball arena is closer to the bar than the Illini arena or the Badgers arena?
Area dive bar is about to clean up on some Match Madness bar bets!
Nisei Lounge Chicago@NiseiLounge
That’s something about the Big Ten and Cook County we did not know…
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Boss move fellas: take her on a little trip 3-5 hours from where you live, do something like this, then dispute all charges as fraudulent. Keep it to make up and things you obviously don’t normally buy. If it doesn’t work shoot yourself in front of her.
sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀@babooshke
Guys my boyfriend put his credit card in a magic wand and took me on a shopping spree for my birthday 😭
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Hüsker Dü - New Day Rising (1985)
SST Records
New Day Rising 0:00
The Girl Who Lives on Heaven Hill 2:33
I Apologize 5:40
Folk Lore 9:18
If I Told You Hart 10:54
Celebrated Summer 13:03
Perfect Example 17:05
Terms of Psychic Warfare 20:23
59 Times the Pain 22:42
Powerline 25:59
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@mattlindner Having seen the business from inside and out, the entire DHS needs to be abolished.
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This attitude from the government of “Oh how hard could running TSA actually be?” suggests that these people have never flown commercial or been in a crowded airport. More to the point, it suggests that they don’t actually give a shit.
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@HeerJeet The line on the graph must go up.
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@CarlOrkmansen Hey, when I'm hetman of the Great Lakes host, if he can fire an AK from horseback and shoot vodka, everything will be fine.
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By far my most popular tweet this year. I have a SON!!! A NEW SON!! Not even CLOSE!!
Little Lord FuckLeroy@CarlOrkmansen
@thesniffer44 You guys are gigantic fucking losers
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@NotMetaphoric Yeah he's enormous and every day he looks more Russian. He'll be a 7 foot cossack by the time he's ten, I'm pretty sure
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@EVR551 I hope they get confused and punt the basketball.
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@CarlOrkmansen He is gigantic. I don't know much else about him. I think he likes football? That's pretty cool.
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Here! Here's Ray! Should I call him a gigantic fucking loser?!! I'll do it! I'll do anything for three figure likes
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@NotDrDeath Global Wars 2016. I didn't even realize it was a PPV until I got there.
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@blagojevism It's what makes him so cherubic.
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My cherubic and based son Wenceslas insists on having a pint of heavy cream with every meal.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”
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I haven't followed college basketball as closely as in years past but the first tournament weekend remains my favorite sports TV event.
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Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,
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