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Today in court, My Lord convicted a defendant for possession of cannabis. His lawyer while pleading allocutus, attributed the reason for the defendant’s action to APC hardship. My Lord immediately said, ‘Counsel, this court is not a ground for political parties discussion’ Everywhere first blur for defense counsel.

@ChuksEricE The older generation being used to the minimum and projecting it on others

Interviewer; “People complain you didn’t give them electricity, suddenly you people will only provide 1 hour electricity for them, how does that work?” NEPA official in Bayelsa State; “The way the people use the light is the problem. Once they see light, they will turn on their freezer, washing machine, pumping machine and other electric appliances. Energy they would consume in one week, they will consume it in just one hour.”

There was a very popular police officer in Warri years ago, I won't mention his name but many people on Warri twitter know who I'm talking about. According to area, he was a former armed robber before he became a police officer. He terrorized Warri and it's axis before his death.

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.

Cardi B said she doesn't cook. She doesn't clean, but she'll tell young black girls how she got her ring. Fast-forward a few years. She doesn't have a ring and is a baby mama of 4 kids, from 2 different absent dads. Megan Thee Stallion brags about having men on rotation and how girls don't need a man in her songs, but is crashing out on the timeline after being cheated on. These are the women young black women look up to, and it's sad. 💔💔

30+ women are the easiest to fuck. Just talk about marrying them. They'll spread their legs.

Go to a divorce court once. Just sit there and observe Not a single woman is asking for her love back. They're asking for money. Read that again.

They really deceived us while growing up. Pawpaw was using an electric guitar here instead of an acoustic guitar, and we all believed it. 😂

A Nigerian Police Officer On Duty High on Drugs

One Eniola Sisi Alagbo, a popular herbal seller on Facebook, was reportedly seen in a threesome involving herself, her husband, and another woman. A couple engaging in a threesome😒what is really happening in this generation? 💔

“In a year I have painted this building for like 7 times, but the smoke coming out from the place where they are cooking asphalt keeps dam@ging the paint.” — Man laments over constant smoke coming from a neighbouring compound where asphalt is being cooked.

These children saw a dwarf adult man for the first time and thought he was their age mate until their father stepped in and told them to greet him properly because he is an adult.

Pulling the panties to the side to put it >>>>

Update: After the Indian man went viral, Indian government authorities intervened and issued him the required Death and Legal Heir Certificates. The bank then immediately settled the of ₹19,402 ( app. ₦280k)

As Seen Somewhere In Anambra State 👀🤔

Nigerian Man Stands His Ground After "Go Home" Comments in South Africa✊🏽

“You go later Vomit Mendy Towel” 😂

Dembele just took a corner with his left foot and assisted Joao Neves. Now he has taken a pen with his right foot and smashed it past Manuel Neuer into the bottom corner. PlayStation footballer…

See wetin leaders of tomorrow dey discuss.. for 2026 ooh