OceanBehave

Committee for Public Counsel Services letter to Mass State Police

So let me get this all straightened out so I can sleep peacefully tonight: - J7 (Trainwreck) tells Jess that Baker did this that and the other and talks a bunch of shit - Jess says okay drop the receipts (Like anyone would do, don’t give me it’s a private matter blah blah blah, it’s the fucking internet you pussies) - J7 drops pictures of Dildos and Pocket Pussies, and Nipples that double as Fleshlights (Cute). She also drops sext messages that cost 100’s of people their appetite after reading the dialogue - Baker starts crying that he got caught with his pants down, more specifically the internet now knows about his private sexting with J7, listen I’d be ashamed beyond belief too, don’t get me wrong. NOW the logical thing for this Amazings Adult Store Rewards Member to do would be to go scorched earth on the woman who released all these extremely uncomfortable messages. BUT like the good little grifter that lives within him as well as many others KNOWS that attacking J7 would bring him little to no sympathy, or, EYEBALLS BABY!! SOOOOOOOOOO the more financially responsible decision is to put the burden on Jess for not policing the trainwreck because he knows it will galvanize a group of people that already don’t like her. OHHH WAHHH SHE CALLED ME A SEXUAL DEVIANT WAHHHHH, buddy you participated in sexual acts on the internet with a warthog. Take sexual deviant to the fucking bank you should be locked in a padded room and rubber stamped as a sociopath. And you may say oh yeah how do you know this? BECAUSE IM A MOTHER FUCKIN GASLIGHTER TO MY CORE, YOU’RE QUESTIONING PEDRO ON HOW TO THROW A 4 SEAMER RIGHT NOW. Now was Jess perfect in all of this and how it was handled? The answer to that question is a statement, that statement being, who gives a flying fuck, it’s the internet figure it out. When that shits gets leaked you’re gonna get shit on. Baker Sucks. J7 Sucks. They Virutually Suck each other. Jess Machado OWNS your small brains and you HATE it.

COURTROOM MELTDOWN: A Florida trial came to a sudden halt on Monday afternoon after the defendant became heavily emotional. George Pino, 55, on trial for a 2022 boat crash that killed a 17-year-old girl, started bawling so intensely during opening statements that the state asked for a recess. Prosecutors argued Pino's outburst was fully visible to the jurors, prompting the judge to pause the trial so Pino could regain his composure.

"Grant has no qualms about smoking a [Towel Cigah] on here. Good for him." The Towel, J.D., and Attorney Melanie Little collab that you didn't know you needed. Michael Proctor's phone messages, and the Mystery Man, have united us all. Also, yes, towel permission granted!