HULK HOGAN

SAY YOUR VITAMINS TAKE YOUR VEGETABLES EAT YOUR PRAYERS

I LOVED AEW RAMPAGE (2021) BROTHER I LOVED IT WHEN MIRO "THE BEST MAN" SAID "I'M THE BEST MAN"

PLEASE JUST A CRUMB OF MY HULKOMMERCIAL JACK I'M SHRIVELING AWAY AS WE SPEAK JACK

WHAT THE FUCK BROTHER WHY DID THEY PLAY A CLIP OF MICHAEL HICKENBOTTOM INSTEAD OF ME JACK. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HULKSTER JACK ALWAYS

YOU CAN'T KEEP A HULKSTER DOWN BROTHER NOW WATCH AS I DEBUT MY NEW HULKAFINISHER THE "ONE WINGED BROTHER"

THEY FUCKING VANQUISHED ME BROTHER

YOU CAN'T KILL THE IDEA OF HULK HOGAN BROTHER. IDEAS ARE BULLETPROOF AND IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING ACTUALLY AND I CAN'T DIE

YOU CANT EVEN SKIP ME WHEN THE SHOW'S OVER BROTHER. I AM IMMORTAL. UNSTOPPABLE JACK

I'D KICK OUT OF THE RAGING DEMON AT 1 BROTHER THE HULKSTER IS BUILT LIKE A GAME SHARK

THE INCREDIBLE GRULK HOGAN (GREEN)

FIFTEEN MINUTES SPENT ON AN EXCELLENT LADDER MATCH SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPENT ON SPOILING MY "FUCKYOU"MENTARY BROTHER

HULKSTER'S BACK BABY I'M HERE TO COVER YOUR SCREENS FOR 3 MINUTES AT A TIME FOR ANOTHER NIGHT IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN BE SEEN FROM HELL JACK

DO YOU THINK THE TEDSTER COULD SEND SOME MONEY TO THE FIERY PITS IT'S A BIT HARD TO BUY THE HULKSTER'S SPECIAL SAUCE DOWN HERE

NEW YORK JERKING HOGANSTYLE ON MCMAHON SRS DIME BROTHER

@AaronCtll OHHHHHHHHHHHHGFH

@ParodyHulk Brother it on yours jack

THEY CALL IT MY FUCKYOUMENTARY BECAUSE I WON'T GET OFF YOUR SCREEN JACK

@AaronCtll JACKING IT ON YOURS BROTHER

@ParodyHulk But will you get off on my screen?

BROTHER I WILL INVADE YOUR SHOW FOR FOUR MINUTES AT A TIME AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT JACK. FUCK YOU

HULKING IT HOG STYLE

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BACK IN MY DAY WE WOULD GIVE GORILLA MONSOON A GOOD LONG SUCKAGE BEFORE THEY EVER LET US HAVE A 30 MINUTE ENTRANCE