Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson

In a world of magic, a Royal Messenger is cursed with a talking p3nis. a.co/d/citwt5n

@authors_elite Thanks for asking but no, I cannot fathom any more fame and fortune at this point.

@Patrickfjohnson Striking title ✨, would you like your book to get featured this month?

In a world of magic, a Royal Messenger is cursed with a talking p3nis. a.co/d/citwt5n

Does your story have a theme song? Mine does.

@joelspriggs They wouldn't even blink!

@Patrickfjohnson if I had vanity plate money, I'd be tempted to get this from the Indiana BMV

@Kdpexpert2 Thank you!

@Patrickfjohnson This was a really fun story,

@MariaA6557 The dynamic between Dover and Brook is what drove me to write the story. The fact that she could easily kill him at any moment combined with his condition made for a fun writing experience.

@Patrickfjohnson That’s fascinating, Dover must’ve come to you with a strong voice right away. It’s always interesting when a character arrives so fully realized. Did his presence shape how other characters evolved around you.

@MariaA6557 Dover was pretty much fully formed from the start.

@Patrickfjohnson The character dynamics here are intriguing. Was there a character that started out differently in your early drafts?

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@SaratogaArtist He blocked me. Haha, thanks for the engagement.

@SaratogaArtist If your reading comprehension decides to kick in, you'll see that it says no werewolves. Your profile says you're a comedian. Yeah, you look kinda funny.

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@SaratogaArtist So you've read it then?

@Patrickfjohnson More exploitation garbage. Get it while it's hot, like fresh shit.

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