Pelluci
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Pelluci
@PelluciPocus
For those who dare to see clearly ✨


He is still missing, please repost until he is found.

The moment you banter South Africans they automatically think you’re from Nigeria and start trying to insult you, bro we are not from Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣


How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

At my direction, following the visit of a high-level Federal Government delegation that I sent to the Esiele and Yawota communities in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, I have approved the recruitment of 1,000 forest guards in collaboration with the Oyo State Government.

Elderly people in Nigeria leave you with very strong contrasting emotions. A lot of them are irrevocably stupid. It's not even ignorance, or Stockholm syndrome. Just deliberate stupidity. And yes they see all that's happening through social media, they're all on Facebook.

Notice how when black people adopt white culture, they look normal and civilized but when white people adopt black culture they look disgusting.







Being a small account on X is WILD. You write thoughtful content every single day, eagerly engage with everyone, and follow every “growth tip” people swear by…all for a handful of likes and the occasional comment. Meanwhile, giant accounts are posting: “Do you eat mayo?” “Who remembers Blockbuster?” “Would you date someone who drinks Diet Coke?” …and somehow pull millions of views and thousands of likes and comments in under an hour I’ve only been on X for 3 months. Has it always been like this?

I need happily married people to speak up more because the internet is making marriage look terrifying 😭


klay thompson, you're a damn fool


