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pessimistic prophet

@PessemisticPro

Se unió Şubat 2023
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りお @サブ垢
りお @サブ垢@riosubriorio·
質問! りおと関係は何が希望? ①恋人(当然既婚者NG、浮気NG) ②セフレ(愛情は無いけど生中OK!) ③マネージャー(プライベートではしないけど、収益がある) ④友達(Hはしない関係) 妄想じゃなくて、本気でなりたい関係を教えてね! 遠い人なのにセフレとか言われても実現無理なのは選ばないでね!
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lina@dracuinaxo·
can i come over and clean ur room?
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Kitsu 🦊💊
Kitsu 🦊💊@KitsuneroVT·
I can‘t believe I developed hayfever as an adult man 😭 My face is so itchy omfg
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玲兒✨@ymyuumeilyn·
chudai🩵
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WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE??
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av 🦇@av_g59·
do i let him eat my ass
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daph ♡@daph_vt·
want some leek?
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pessimistic prophet@PessemisticPro·
@StefanMolyneux Someone never studied with the Jehovah's Witnesses. You know the people known for cultish adherence to everything the Bible says.
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𝑭𝑼♡@_Angel_Fu_·
セクシー女優に挑戦とか!AVとか出ようかな( • ᆺ • ) どうせ人間死ぬし、やってみるのもあり♡♡
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pessimistic prophet@PessemisticPro·
@danielgothits Well.. if she has the savings from 500k/yr and wants to stop working and use that to fund the stay at home process..
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Daniel
Daniel@danielgothits·
Lol it’s 2026 and women still don’t understand what makes a guy want to marry someone
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Chibi Reviews
Chibi Reviews@ChibiReviews·
Shadowban test.. can you see this? I think they changed how shadowbans work now. That one site no longer works to see if you are anymore
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ZoomerRestore@ZoomerRestore·
I just realized something. During circumcision, babies are given pacifiers to prevent them from screaming. This may cause them to associate nursing with extreme pain and stress, which is why circumcised babies struggle to breastfeed from their mothers.
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🦋💜@deeslifex·
My husband passed away three years ago. I finally went on a date last night. I felt so guilty I almost left. Then, a cardinal landed on the fence right next to us. My husband always said he’d come back as a bird to check on me. I stayed for dessert.
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pessimistic prophet@PessemisticPro·
@Franc1pct Bitch I've been jerking off for 2 decades straight and i still have sex multiple times a week just fine. You're just weak shit
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Franc | Day 1/180
Franc | Day 1/180@Franc1pct·
As an ex‑masturbator, here's the truth. · You won't dislike pussy, you'll WORSHIP it. Put it on a pedestal. You'll stop seeing women and start seeing body parts. · Your erection process gets MESSED UP. You'll find yourself with a woman and not perform because your brain is wired to pixels, not presence. · Delayed ejaculation you can have sex for an hour but not finish unless you're watching p*rn or using your hand. That's a real sickness. · Appetite? You won't lose it. You'll be HUNGRY in a sick, twisted way even when you're not hungry. Don't let anyone tell you masturbation is harmless. I lived the damage.
Chekwube@Chekwube____

Masturbation will make you dislike pussy. Reduces your dick to pencil, kill your erection and kill your appetite.

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りお@本垢
りお@本垢@rioforeigners·
◀︎これが こう▶ こういうの好き?
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