Peter Heler

*breaking news* Star Wars is ace!!!! 🚀

@Adel_AlMishry Why use ‘check complete’ this is where they have got tangled up with language. Just say player is ‘offside’ or ‘onside’ on field ref will sort the rest. Cricket uses ‘out’ or ‘not out’ Rugby ‘try’ or ‘no try’ Tennis ‘in’ or ‘out’

I've thoroughly reviewed the audio released by the PGMOL, listening to it more than 30 times, and perhaps even more. The more I listen, the more troubling it becomes, and it raises questions about Darren England's integrity. 1. Firstly, he was the one who rushed the decision by stating, "check complete, check complete, that's fine, perfect." 2. Secondly, when the operator asked him, "Are you happy with this?" he responded with a simple "yeah." 3. The operator reiterated, asking, "Are you happy with this?" and his response was, "offside, goal yeah." 4. When the operator requested a delay, he seemed to feign misunderstanding, replying with "PARDON." 5. Even when the operators conveyed that Oli (PGMOL hub ops) was instructing a delay, he responded firmly with "can't do anything." 6. Upon reaching the 4th official, he promptly stated, "they have restarted the game," firmly asserting, "can't do anything." From my perspective, I don't perceive someone in a state of panic; rather, I see someone who was decisively rejecting anything that might lead to a different outcome. #lfc #ApologyNotAccepted #DarrenEngland

@henrywinter Also 60 minutes ball in play to stop this extra time nonsense.

BBC asked me for 5 points to improve VAR. I got to 6 and counting …

I have no idea ENGLAND. Good to be back. Antipasto yum, starter yumish main yum yum. 7.8yums great work @TimPeaky

Bongiorno 👋🏻 We’re back at last, but did you enjoy a pizza the action at the 🦁 & 🦢 ? 🤔 @PeteWars @TimPeaky @PeterHeler @RyGravy @mickeyburn @NateCake84

Convincing the British public that benefit frauds are fleecing the public purse and not tax avoiders is the one of the Tory’s great comms victories.

Absolutely spot on from this farmer regarding supermarkets and egg shortages.

Just been made aware of Sara Cox’s All Saints x Jeremy Vine mashup and it’s glorious 😂

@RyGravy @MNFCboys @PeteWars @TimPeaky @NateCake84 @phildo1982 @mickeyburn Mine was delicious, i will remember it as the last Conservative mnfc

@MNFCboys @PeteWars @TimPeaky @NateCake84 @PeterHeler @phildo1982 @mickeyburn Starter 8 Main 7 Venue 7 Stig of the dump 10 However Repetition -20 (Still above some of Phil’s early ones) Official warning @PeterHeler #mnfc

Shampaan super korma? 🍛 Shampaan super korma? 🍛 What’s the scores @PeteWars @RyGravy @TimPeaky @NateCake84 @PeterHeler @phildo1982 @mickeyburn ? What’s the scores? #repetition #repetition

nsfw 🍆

@MNFCboys @mickeyburn @RyGravy @PeteWars @NateCake84 @phildo1982 @TimPeaky Worst service yet, would I do it again for £40? Of course I would, great to see mag 7. #classicGchoice food8,table space10, seats9. Overall 7.1

The magnificent 7️⃣ back together 🍽 But what score does @mickeyburn s choice deliver? 🤔 #100EasterEggs @RyGravy @PeteWars @NateCake84 @phildo1982 @PeterHeler @TimPeaky

When Sunak says there is little he can do about the cost of living crisis, remember, Sunak refused help from the NCA to recover £4.3 billion in covid loan fraud, and Sunak won't apply a windfall tax. Truth is, there's a lot Sunak can do to help, he just choses not to.

This should be front page news this morning

@PeteWars @MNFCboys @phildo1982 @RyGravy @TimPeaky @NateCake84 @mickeyburn NoGUessThEBilL! It was great to see everyone Chips It will be remembered +1 so overall 6.8

It was @phildo1982 at the reins last night, but did he pick a winner? 🐴 Verdict @PeteWars @RyGravy @TimPeaky @PeterHeler cc @NateCake84 @mickeyburn 🍽

💡 Here's one that I can't believe it took folks a pandemic to realize: As of 2020, Americans saved over 60m commute hours per day with remote work. Per day! Assuming 5-day weeks, that's ~16.3B (billion!) hours saved per year, equivalent to: • 1.9m years • 23k lifetimes

Too many in the media (pretend they) don't understand the difference between off-topic and off-script. If the topic is UK opposition to Putin's fascist regime: Saying our opposition is hypocritical due to our anti-protest #PolicingBill, is off-script but NOT off-topic. #Bbcqt

Everything they are doing to the NHS they did to British Rail. Underfunded it, exhausted the srvice, got the public angry and then said privatisation is the solution. We cannot allow that to happen - RT if you agree

@MNFCboys @RyGravy @PeteWars @mickeyburn @TimPeaky @NateCake84 @phildo1982 Excellent Gravy, food 8, service 8.8, vfm 9, was it the best hmmm not sure but comes close. Lads on top form. Had a belting time

2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ season begins. Has @RyGravy got us off to a flier? @PeteWars @mickeyburn @PeterHeler @TimPeaky @NateCake84 (@phildo1982)

Boris Johnson’s idea of producing another scandal or outrage every week, refusing to ever resign + thus exhausting and bewildering your critics - was central to Donald Trump’s approach. And to the populist style worldwide. But it is vital to call it out + reject it. #disgusting

@johnstratford @BBCNews