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Pennywise: We all float down here Guy from Modest Mouse: alright

There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."

A fun thing to do at parties is stay home and watch Netflix.

WIFE: Do you need to play this much Diablo for work? (45 second pause) ME: Yes

CATch him if you can! 🐱

"The only time we got an orange was at Christmas. We never saw an egg except at Easter."

@Dareduvillain @DeeLeftMom @chrisdier Don't think that I learned most of that, but in Alabama History we did learn about Werner Von Braun being brought to the US to build rockets for us. This was in the mid-90's, no idea what they teach now.

A country attempting to stop educators from teaching its own true history is ashamed of its past.

An Aubrey Edwards Cosplay means you’ve come to the right con! @AwesomeCon @AEW @RefAubrey #cosplay #AwesomeCon

@sysh Hello. On SciFi.SE, a question was asked about your work "Song of the Birds". Although I tried to answer the question myself, direct input from you would of course be appreciated. scifi.stackexchange.com/q/242903/106383

Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose trib.al/2W9O3Yx

@Newsweek #LindseyGrahamResign

#LindseyGrahamResign demands flood Twitter after he advised Donald Trump Jr. to ignore a subpoena trib.al/2xfVijk

@JeremyECrawford Can an aboleth's Phantasmal Force lair action be affected by Cointerspell?

Just relax, and remember: you can always go into the woods in Red Dead Redemption and eat berries.

Consume dlvr.it/QVjFZl

when u waitin for a reply to ur selfie

When you get a friend request from your mom on Facebook

Robert Smith’s Calendar thepoke.co.uk/2015/02/10/rob…