Princess Celestia

Hello everypony and faithful subjects on this app, it is your wonderful ruler, Princess Celestia, I do apologize if the camera is too close, blame Luna, lol

Who else?, WHO. ELSE?!?

@LunaMoon0v Y'know, I never actually wondered for myself

@PrincessSunnyD Don’t play before foolll. what is it made out of????

If anypony were to meet me as a teen, ya'll probably wouldn't stand me- An average conversation with Teen Me would basically go like: Blah Blah Blah, "Colts, Mares", Blah Blah Blah, "why do I have to be a Princess?", Blah Blah Blah, "It's not a phase, Mom", Blah Blah Blah

@LunaMoon0v Y'know what, sure

@PrincessSunnyD But yours taste like cotton candy… so it’s cotton candy

@kayzd4sher Out here with the "20% Coolers" on ^^

At the airport, who likes the drip

@LunaMoon0v No, your mane is star dust

@PrincessSunnyD So if yours is not cotton, candy is mine NOT Stardust?!???

@YM4n0239 I'm sorry, ME?!?, THAT'S MOLESTIA!!!, SHE STOLE MY HAIR COLORS AGAIN-!!

@PrincessSunnyD stop being lewd

@LunaMoon0v Mares and Gentleponies, please get a load of this mare

@PrincessSunnyD This entire time…. I’ve been lied to my whole life….

@LunaMoon0v No, it never was

@PrincessSunnyD Wait… it’s… not.?

@realism_cynical Let me guess Chrysalis, is it the flank?

Hey guys I just thought something sexual about pones? Wanna hear it?

@LunaMoon0v I know you would know, I still remember when it was my first day as Princess, and my hair was beginning to gain multiple colors, and you thought it was Cotton Candy- I even got the picture right here!

@PrincessSunnyD I would know

@LunaMoon0v @OMGitsTwily We...... Don't talk about Father Hasbro

@PrincessSunnyD @OMGitsTwily She wouldn’t care hehe~ but daddy hasbro…

@pinkaminaa The Emo Six, is something I never thought I'd see

emo ponies :0

@YM4n0239 I do not wish to talk about what happened to my mother...

@PrincessSunnyD Well you two didn’t have her around the entire time Equestria existed.

@LunaMoon0v @OMGitsTwily Listen, I tried to hide it multiple times, cuz i didn't know what would happen if came out to Momma Faust, and i didn't wanna anger Mom

@OMGitsTwily @PrincessSunnyD HA! GAYYYYYY

@YM4n0239 No I didn't, I can't never leave Momma Faust

@PrincessSunnyD You two left your parents.

@YM4n0239 @LunaMoon0v Have you tried the airplane method?, It works every time

@PrincessSunnyD @LunaMoon0v She needs her medicine

You ever had a giant metal spoon feed you?

@LunaMoon0v @YM4n0239 Thank you Luna

@PrincessSunnyD @YM4n0239 I must admit, despite our age we do look pretty young. Don’t listen to that goober he’s just hating because he can’t look as good as us sis.

I hope you little ponies are staying cool during this weather ^^