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dylan (the runner)
@ProbWashedUp
2:14 marathoner. definitively washed up. private coaching. accepting new clients. frontrunner_coaching on Instagram
Se unió Aralık 2020
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I just met some sort of genie or djinn perhaps that is allowing me to trade every 1 IQ point for 30 seconds off my marathon time. This may be my last intelligible tweet
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Guy whose issue with the LA Marathon medal debacle is that they chose 18 miles instead of 30k because he is a metric purist
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@Predamame probably better off with a flat track @ altitude for conversion purposes
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Imagine how many points Bam Adebayo could score on BU's track.
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@AliceinDCland apparently when I was a toddler I would eat a full pint every day with lunch and would specifically eat them biggest to smallest
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marathon block weekly shopping list:
sasha 💫@domotoaster
55 yogurt bowls 55 waffles 55 pancakes 55 peanut butter toasts 100 apples 100 bananas 100 kiwis 1000 blueberries
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I like to imagine this is the guy who got second on a burner account
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dylan (the runner) retuiteado
i think if you dont hit your 'weekly mileage goal' that you can set on strava they should send somebody to rough you up a bit
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so I've got good news and bad news
dylan (the runner)@ProbWashedUp
training goals for next week - run 100 miles - become 5 feet 10 inches tall
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@danfsteeple @tinndfishmonger You'd probably have nicer weather than broad street last year...
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@tinndfishmonger @ProbWashedUp can I go PR my 10 mile on a weeknight?
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You can just go PR your 10 mile on a weeknight. You can just do things.
jawn didion@tinndfishmonger
Probably one of my favorite lines I’ve ever written
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@tim_roozendaal I had inquiries for my coaching services go unread for way too long because most messages go into message requests and you get no notifications for it and have to click into a separate tab even once you're already in the DM page
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Is it me or are DM's on X in a really bad place?
I never get a notification that shows I have unread messages. I check my DM's frequently because that is where I communicate with other runners, but for a normal person, why would they check DM's if they are on the platform to read and learn?
I've sent out some DM's and most of them are not even read. I'm fine with being ghosted but it feels like they are not even seen because the notifications are messed up.
Is this only my experience or do more people struggle with this?
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my greatest running (and life) accomplishment came in March 2021 when I ran 112 miles and ate 112 pierogi in a single week
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@AliceinDCland @lovertoblame would you rather do a 100 miler or 100 millers though?
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@lovertoblame i think i could do 100 miller lites in less than 48 hours. could i do 100 Two Hearteds? maybe not. but it could be worth the scientific try.
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some of you did not go to state school and it shows
uncle ric@ihatethiskid
My friends are arguing about how long it would take one of us to drink 100 beers. One is saying 48 hours lol
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@tim_roozendaal Appreciate it, but very much just a joke haha, got my shoe rotation on lock
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the guy at the running store who did my gait analysis said I 'Wasn't gonna make it' and wouldn't even let me leave with the shoes I came in wearing
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@jaksunks Honestly you just gotta do a lot of single let iso work. Get rid of the imbalances and you should be golden
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Yo real question to the shoe experts
I was temporarily injured in my legs and now even tho it’s healed I walk kinda funny and my right shoe sole always gets super fucked up
Wtf do I do
dylan (the runner)@ProbWashedUp
the guy at the running store who did my gait analysis said I 'Wasn't gonna make it' and wouldn't even let me leave with the shoes I came in wearing
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@bens0xred you might just be talking to the wrong people man
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@ProbWashedUp Adding on to this, do not take a single piece of advice about running from a runner ever. They are the stupidest people to ever exist, specifically pertaining to their own sport.
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training goals for next week
- run 100 miles
- become 5 feet 10 inches tall
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@XcCris @Predamame Max Siegel venmos me a dollar every time I post one of these and I get two if it's a US athlete
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For those keeping score at home, a 17-year-old kid won a national championship in the men's 800m.
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