Prompt

This guy keeps locking the only door to an 'escape room' business. The paper was clues to the combination of the lock he used.

@remarks Go fuck yourself, protest funder.

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Me, after a weekend of Japanese Twitter

ネコは、本当に隙間に入るのが好き🤭

...did Japan just invent a hamburger steamed bun?

"I Love the taste of Iron"

これ作ったやつ天才すぎだろ…

@Blackbeard_Goat You could be right actually.

I will literally die on this take that’s how confident i am mark my words: They will have the same reaction when they see the ONE PIECE treasure

@captainpisslord The trilateral commission in shambles.

Twitter has done more for US-Japanese relations than any US government official in the last 80 years

My feed is turning Japanese my feed is turning Japanese I really think so.

Twitter right now

@wonderparlour Now that you mention it... 😁

I’m starting to feel like Americans are eventually going to ask for images of maids barbecuing enormous chunks of beef.🤣

@nikitabier Thank you, Boar-sama, very cool!

If you’re seeing a bunch of Japanese posts, here are some fun facts: Japan has more daily active users and more time spent on X than any other country in the world. Over two thirds of the country is monthly active on X. X in Japan has one of the highest penetration rates of any social network in history.

i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on

Jujutsu Kaisen in real life

"One more thing, Donald" "Yes, Shinzo?" "Make our nations... friends. Ask Elon, he'll know what to do."

@PeaceJapan_o7 @uncledoomer So true!

@uncledoomer でも美味いんだろう？ なら最高じゃないか！☺️

日本人の友達に質問があるんだけど、寿司の上にこんなもの全部乗せるのは気持ち悪いと思われてるのかな？ 私にはめちゃくちゃに見えて気持ち悪いんだけど。日本ではどう思われてるの？

Japan, I love you! Yours truly, Prompt

A Japanese person who’s never left Japan is more American than Illhan Omar.

𝕏 this weekend