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Edward Nygma
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Edward Nygma
@PuzzlingPrincey
For if knowledge is power, than I am a God. 🧩🧩🧩🧩 #dcrp #mvrp #batmanrp
Gotham, mdni Se unió Nisan 2026
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My hyper-intelligent mind requires constant stimulation.
I'm bored!!!
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Ugh...
Go play in traffic.
𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑵𝑬𝑫 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬 ⤸@splittinggrins
I do pull-ups , there is a difference .
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Jonathan, you wanna know why this is exactly like a session of ours?
Riddle me that.
Actually, you know what? I'll tell you!
...Because there is absolutely NO way that I am EVER taking your advice.
SCARECROW@VirSomnia
@PuzzlingPrincey Get creative. Fight back. Each night at exactly 2 am begin to rap on your walls, at first softly, then their doors, then their windows, start banging on every surface, then… brief screaming. Repeat. Not every night but sporadically until they go mad.
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I swear... My neighbors do JUMPING JACKS at ALL HOURS of the DAY.
RIGHT on top of my ceiling, over and over.
Such calamity impedes my thoughts.
...It's almost like sharing a cell with someone like JOKER of all people.
Just absolute cruelty!
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She's not a child, she--
*He pauses when an icy glare is given to him.*
*He adjusts his collar.* Ahem... She's not /your/ child, I mean.
She's... mine!
𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦, 𝘱𝘩𝘥.@ikkysfather
@PuzzlingPrincey Patient Edward Nygma has lost all sense of reality and has fallen into delusions now involvin' therapists' child .. hold note, mention next session. - J.C, MD. You want her to choke. I just know it deep down. She ain't paid, nor do I employee child labor.
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You tagged the wrong one.
Jonathan Crane, PHD, everyone.
They should bulldoze the school that gave you a degree.
SCARECROW@VirSomnia
@jesterizms @ScytheHrooHraa @PuzzlingPrincey for science?...
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@ikkysfather Hmmm, let me think...
Oh, right! This one. This actual one. The very reality in which we are living in, corporeal as we are.
But since I'm not appealing to your senses, let's try logic, shall we?
I give her the good peanuts, Jon.
YOU keep her in a cage during session!
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Oh, it is most certainly fuckin' not.
I don't know what fantasy world you been livin' in, edward, and we'll get to that tendency next session, but in what actual grounded reality would my ichi choose you over me? Her flesh and blood? Not this one, that's for fuckin' sure.
Edward Nygma@PuzzlingPrincey
This is Ichabod at me. Face it, Jonathan. Your only- and I do mean ONLY- friend has betrayed you. I'd tell you that you had a knife in your back, but, well- with all your scars- I imagine it'd be like a fine acupuncture to you. @ikkysfather
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This is me with the whole of Gotham!
No, no. Not like that.
I said not like that!
That's it! Post canceled. Nevermind.
𝕺𝙷ˎ 𝕮𝚁𝚄𝙴𝙻 𝕱𝙰𝚃𝙴 .ᐟ@rabidaffections
You're mine to do with as I please .
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No one, Ivy.
Go back to your garden...
Or hole...
...Or patch of soil.
Look, I don't care WHERE it is or WHAT it is, just bury yourself beneath some sort of sediment before you consider asking something like this again.
𓂃 ࣪🥀˖ ִֶ 𝙸𝚅𝚈 ,@P0IS0NKISSES
who wants a kiss ?
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This is Ichabod at me.
Face it, Jonathan. Your only- and I do mean ONLY- friend has betrayed you. I'd tell you that you had a knife in your back, but, well- with all your scars- I imagine it'd be like a fine acupuncture to you.
@ikkysfather
Broken@universe_u70293
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“What am I feeling?"
"Must we start with questions you don’t have the intellect to solve?”
His foot tapped agitatedly against the ground. He never liked these appointments.
"Imagine you're the most brilliant man in the room. And the room is this."
"That is how I feel."
DR Harleen Quinzel@Harleenisms
“ Let’s get started… Can you tell me how you’re feeling? Or maybe…How’d you get to be here in front of me today? “
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Oh, you betcha!
GIF
𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦, 𝘱𝘩𝘥.@ikkysfather
Hah. Think y'real fuckin' cute, don't you .ᐣ
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Despite your time spent in the mayoral campaign, I've yet to seen a single instance where you've handled something on your own. You typically just pay people to do your biddings...
It's like the entire world is in an infinite game of Monopoly with you, yet only you know!
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐍.@emperorcobb
ㅤ "Damn it all. Looks like I ought to handle these problems again."
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