Captain RatAttack
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Captain RatAttack
@RatRicoTY
I like turtles and dinosaurs. thats all, no more questions.
Late Cretaceous Texas Se unió Haziran 2014
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Convinced we’re going to see this image in a congressional hearing one day
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Everyone is 12 and can’t read a book without everything spelled out for them.
(And hawking there crappy fantasy books)
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Ditching gray and grey morality in storytelling is a powerful way for writers to stand out. But it means fighting the current of nihilism that dominates mainstream publishing.
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@lickofcow Who wouldve guessed that a 900-1500 pound animal is not meant to be jumping with added weight of a human.
The shit we put these horses through.
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Horses are obviously not built for jumping, maybe we should get rid of steeple chase
Debbie@Dunibear
Forced to carry on with a broken back…. Whipped over the line for the win… welcome to the chav fest that is the Grand fucking National. RIP Gold Dancer
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@Yeenie_Mcbeenie Nope. Contrarians need their daily dose of “we didn’t read the books but have loud opinions”.
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You’d think A Knight of Seven Kingdoms being a big hit would kill off this braindead “GRRM is a nihilist” narrative, but alas
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu
Yes you get guys like George RR Martin saying things like “just because you’re a good man doesn’t make you a good king” then complaining that Tolkien doesn’t explain Aragorn’s tax policy. While it’s true that there were good men with faulty reigns (Edward the Confessor comes to mind), I still think most people would prefer Aragorn to Sauron OR Saruman. And of course, no one fought for Gondor for a tax policy. Any such decisions would happen after the end of the books. Look how some people complained at the “anticlimactic” ending of the LotR as it was. Imagine the outrage if it went into the details of Gondor’s sweetheart trade deal with Lothlorian or whatever.
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My bookmarks are ladies with big areolas and gifs I don’t know what to search in order to find them
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i like that genre of gamer who remakes the same oc in a character creator across every game they play
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Cracks me up every time man
Cris Parker@3CFilmss
Leaked Punisher One Last Kill post credit scene
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Iron mouse was right in ways she couldn’t possibly understand.
ryan 🤿@scubaryan_
RaKai reveals he’s been addicted to sniffing PineSol, it’s gotten so badly that his mother is starting to get concerned 😅
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@willsgardevoir Nick sitting there pretending it’s a dude.
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Who's getting the best head here
Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social@TrumpDailyPosts
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Far-right influencers apologising for having trusted Trump when it comes to voting JD Vance in 2028
GIF
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Elon since being given the keys:
Removed circles
Removed mutual followers
Dms and gcs barely work
Constantly brings porn and AI slop to the “for you” page
removed frequently used gifs
Tried rebranding the app and still nobody calls it “X”
Made blue tick available for randoms
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Harley Quinn's massive fucking fat heavy ass
Syra@Syraavibes
What these two colors remind you of??
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@ShoNuffKay This damn shipper discourse is so unserious and is just a bunch of 14 -35 year olds arguing over fandom shit that’s been a thing for longer than they’ve been alive.
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@Gunlord500 It caught me so off guard but picked up on it being a union soldier real quick.
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@RatRicoTY Ok this is the last thing I should be thinking of but the way the hat is drawn made me think he was supposed to be a ww1 guy in a helmet rather than a civil war Union soldier for a second.
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