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🚨#BREAKING: Officials from the US Government have just confirmed that the second crew member from the downed F-15E has been recovered following what they described as a heavy firefight.

BREAKING: Fox News reports that over 50 senior Iranian officials were killed in a U.S. airstrike in Iran.

🅱️🇮🇷 BREAKING (Real ‘No Kings’”) 50 too Iranian leaders have been KILLED tonight! Sources say the rest of the regimes top officials are fleeing to Russia. Over a million have marched in solidarity for the 40,000 protestors KILLED last week. The regime has FALLEN!

Iranian leaders were having a secret meeting, and they bombed it with a bunker buster. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

JUST IN: Planet Labs agrees to indefinitely withhold satellite images of the Iran region at the request of the U.S. government.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Over 50 Senior Iranian officials killed by US airstrike in Iran, Fox News reports.

🇮🇷🇮🇷 BREAKING (the regime falls) Five karmas Kurdish militias invade Iran to aid in the liberation of the evil sadistic regime. Sources say the regime has all but FALLEN while Ayatollahs and leadership are planning on fleeing to Russia.

BREAKING: President Trump has not been hospitalized.

🇮🇷 BREAKING: Up to 1 million Iranian citizens take to the streets of Tehran despite the 40,000+ martyred citizens by the sadistic regime. Sources say the Ayatollahs and leadership are planning on fleeing to Russia.

BREAKING: THE FIRST CITY HAS FALLEN. 🇮🇷🔥 ​To everyone who said regime change would never happen: LOOK AGAIN. It is happening. Right now. In the streets of Abdanan, the Iranian people have done the unthinkable. They have taken back their city. The local police didn’t just stop—they laid down their weapons and sided with the people. 🤝✊ ​Let’s be clear: This isn't the work of Trump. This isn't the work of Netanyahu. This isn't about foreign militaries. ​The regime’s Army, Navy, and Air Force have been gutted from the inside, and now the Iranian people are the ones who are armed, angry, and unstoppable. They aren't waiting for a savior—they are saving themselves. ​The streets are on fire. The old guard is crumbling. The people are rising to take back what was stolen from them decades ago. ​History is being written in blood and fire tonight. Abdanan was the first. It will not be the last. ​THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. Regime Change in progress.

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has not been hospitalized. This comes after numerous pages on X and other accounts falsely claimed he had been taken to Walter Reed.

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 If confirmed, this is one of the most extraordinary combat rescues in modern military history. An American weapons systems officer ejected over hostile territory inside a country being bombed for 40 straight days. Survived the night. Evaded Iranian security forces, Basij paramilitaries, and civilians actively hunting for them.

🔴BREAKING Tehran’s telecommunication system has been hacked by a pro Pahlavi group. Moments ago Iranians in capital received a text message encouraging the “Immortal Guards” to begin ground operations against IRGC and set the stage for people to raise up

JUST IN: Strait of Hormuz weekly traffic reaches highest level since the special military operation began.

🅱️ BREAKING! The Iranian regime has lost its first city to its own citizens In Iran, protesters have taken control of the city of Abdanan, with local police laying down their arms and siding with the people. Protesters are destroying streets and setting cars on fire, while intense clashes continue in other cities between demonstrators and security forces.

🚨#BREAKING: Crews on the Artemis II mission are reporting that the onboard toilet is broken again with a frozen vent believed to be the cause of the latest malfunction.

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AMAZING footage flooding out of Iran RIGHT NOW, massive crowds of Iranians CHEERING, BLAZING their car horns, waving flags, and straight-up CELEBRATING like it’s liberation day as the Khamenei regime CRUMBLES at the hands of Trump!

BREAKING: Sen. Mike Lee says the SAVE America Act will pass if Leader John Thune forces floor debate again.