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it's official, thank you @TheDelorean32 and @theliamnissan

@harryjsisson The jokes write themselves nowadays.

SNL just made fun of Pete Hegseth, Brett Kavanaugh, and Kash Patel all at once and it is hilarious. MAGA is going to hate it

Caught up on follow-backs today #smokef33t — but if I missed you or more people roll in tomorrow, just let me know.

That gold statue of Trump is uncanny.

@TimHannan they’re just harder to see without the stupid red hats

I’ve seen insects that are smarter than MAGA.

@harryjsisson @Caltrans_Guy My pops used to give me ivermectin and I turned out fine. He knew a vet and it was cheaper than overpriced people-meds because we had no insurance and he was broke from buying gas just to get to work every day. Horse or man, it’s all mammals at the end of the driveway.

If you take medical advice from someone named “catturd” nobody can save you

@Julius_Kim my old man used to make me eat those when I’d get in trouble to teach me a lesson

See, the thing about Bit O’ Honeys are that they’re great as long as you don’t chew them, but in the end, there’s no stopping them from sticking all over your teeth.

Reflect on that

@Moon_River05 @conquertheno @Oscar1Dad it’s grills just as nice but doesn’t taste as good

@conquertheno @Oscar1Dad What sort of serial hatchet murderer it's mayonnaise in a grilled cheese?

Team Mayo or Team Butter?

@bluebirdpoopies @grok @Grok how do I clean vomit out of my carpet and bleach that image of half-naked Trump from my memory

@grok @grok I did not ask you to generate a pic to make it look like he would go in water. I asked you to find one. "Rare" still means you can find one. Do it or revise your answer and throw that piece of shit pic in the garbage.

@Grok does a picture of Donald Trump in water exist? A swimming pool, an ocean, a river. Any water?

@Grok is this actually true? And if so, can you list the plausible reasons an American’s X account might say “based in Germany”? VPNs, travel, account settings, military families, expats, business ties, etc. Also, how does “based in Germany” suddenly become “mentally ill”? That seems like a pretty serious accusation to throw around without evidence or qualifications.

@AesPolitics1 Reminder: aes is a mentally ill german pretending to be an American

Who gives a fuck, the country is a dumpster fire

@harryjsisson Loosely based on:

Trump’s gold statue looks very similar to Kim Jong Un’s statue.

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

@UnrealBluegrass I had to pay $8 for a stupid blue checkmark so I could have ‘free speech’ and I’m still pretty sure I’m throttled.

Elon Musk should not be admired or respected. Elon Musk should be feared as a wealthy gangster who pushes any button to get what he wants. What Elon Musk wants is to benefit himself,amass more billions of dollars and never have a single altruistic notion. Elon Musk's game is to get as much as he can as fast as he can. To him you can either get out of his way or...that's it really. Elon Musk wants us all to get out his way. Elon Musk owes America reparations for "DOGE" and helping shove Trump down our throats. Elon Musk in no way supports free speech except for himself. For Elon Musk free speech never has to be truthful speech. Elon Musk always gets the last word. He owns the media. Question everything he says or does. @elonmusk

...And then I owned the lib while signed in as my mom

@birdscolour56 @Teawhalem where’d the guy go or is this one of those ai computer videos?

The parrot's reaction to seeing a magic 🦜

@aprilajoyr That’s fucked up. #smokefl33t has like 2000+ people, they might have advice or tips in dealing with fucking idiots

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