Simon Robinson

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Simon Robinson

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I can never remember the difference between crocodiles and alligators. Which ones have ears shaped like Africa?

Somerset, UK. Se unió Ekim 2007

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·17 Mar

If, as claimed, the sun is a star it would only come out at night. And, correct me if I’m wrong, it hasn’t done, yet! Checkmate, Astrologists.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·2 Haz

Lovely to see pioneering goth bands of the 80s sponsoring the Diamond League athletics.

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Lindsey Buckingham was en route to overtake Andreas Bruhn as my favouritist guitar playerist. Then I watched Classic Albums.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·5d

Watching Classic Albums: Fleetwood Mac - Rumours. They’re way more Spinal Tap than Spinal Tap.

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Watching Classic Albums: Carly Simon - No Secrets. Ironically, she’s surprisingly big-headed. To be fair, this episode is about her.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·21 May

Used @grok to identify a spider, whilst waiting the comedian wrote, ‘searching the web’.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·30 Nis

cc @DeadKennedys

Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·30 Nis

Amazing the influence some bands have had on the Somerset Moors,

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·26 Nis

Marathon debut ✅ Break marathon world record ✅ Win ❌

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·25 Nis

Clear skies. Just the sun, the moon and chemtrails.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·10 Nis

Turns out LinkedIn could get worse, it’s now riddled with AI slop. #🥳

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·10 Nis

Walls of the studio stopped play.

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Map of Neil Armstrong’s Moonwalk compared to a football pitch. From the NASA history division.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·25 Mar

“Why aren’t all tweets automatically fact checked by @grok and then Community Noted if found false, @elonmusk?” ~ Vincent Van Gogh, Butlins 1983

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·3 Nis

Days We Left behind by @PaulMcCartney (despite taking way too much inspiration from Cash’s @nineinchnails’ cover of Hurt) is ace. @SeafretOfficial’s Driftwood is proper excellent. Here to help, Twitter.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·2 Nis

NASA launching a moon mission on April Fools Day is epic trolling 👏

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·29 Mar

At a performance of a Dvorak mass, and someone’s not enjoying it >>

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·28 Mar

Good this, @Thunderonline @thundertowers >> youtu.be/q-VjTc-Ndrg

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·26 Mar

Pepsi & Shirlie

Pepsi@pepsi

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·24 Mar

Drove through Glastonbury and saw a fella at the bus stop playing a guitar. Textbook.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·17 Mar

Turns out the only time I pass someone on my peaceful, quiet, cycle to work is when they’re hidden the other side of a hedge walking their dog in a field and I click on a link of Rod Stewart strutting about the stage having a right old go at it. Excellent work, universe.

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Simon Robinson@RobinsonS·10 Mar

Was literally typing *waiting for @PiQSuite’s Oil Trader / Swift* tweet. No need, she was already there waiting for me in all her glory >>

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“I started trading oil this week, and it’s been a very steep learning curve.” ~ Taylor Swift

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