Ruby Teys

@dog_giamatti 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Sitting downstairs in Thai Pothong for Mum's 60th, in the hallowed grounds of the old Civic Video, drunk on cheap wine listening to my dad talk about getting banned from an Australian pottery FB group. Life is good.

@cockroachemoji I actually did a line dancing class there once

like this

@cockroachemoji And hairspray!

@cockroachemoji ANTHEM

@2011indie Gallaway Girl!

@Brocklesnitch Go you GOOOOD thing!!!

I just sent off a huge project ive been working on for months through horrible depression and I deserve rewards and praise and a parade and perhaps a statue

The @YoungLibs during Pride Month🍹#cheers

@dog_giamatti It’s hard out here for a p.I.m.p!

Accused of "ruining the vibe" at work... All I did was say that someone programming a song produced by Phil Spector on the women-only rotation for IWD wasn't the best look considering he went to prison for murdering a woman.....

@cockroachemoji No treble!!!

Look, if someone wants to film my reaction as they give me $50 at a westfield food court- I’ll throw in a wink!

@2011indie We love to see it

@LiamPayne 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guys - I wouldn’t normally comment on this stuff but when its your family it’s hard to let it slide. They mentioned a specific incident involving Zayn which I responded to - but listening back maybe I didn’t articulate myself as well as I could have.

@Rob_Stott Something has never been more relatable

@JetstarAirways $5 for a lukewarm instant hahah

TONIGHT: Take a Mystery Flight with the most riotous budget airline there is! With @hotsmartfunny & @RubyTeys at the helm and a complimentary glass of bubbles on arrival, this performance is going to take you sky high ✈️🤩 2 shows left! Get tickets at comedyrepublic.com.au

👏🏆 😂💪 @danilic @RubyTeys @hotsmartfunny

@micomfestival @canberracomedy @orangecityfl @Bris_Powerhouse 🎟TICKETS ON SALE NOW 🎟