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Life always seems to throw something at me when things are going too well loooool

Why was their reaction so delayed like they were sat in a cinema or some shit ahaha

Really fed up with not having any energy

Few grand would sort me out right now

Imagine being able to go for a couple pints then going home at a normal time, wouldn’t know what it’s like tbh

Hang on Emily let me just call in sick to WW2

The golden age of twitter:

"Are you joking" ahahahha

7:40AM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿lool

Matt Hancock out here getting bullied by the whole country 😂😂

@Sam_Edwards81 But did anyone beat this

The I phone weather app needs sorting out. Chats so much shit

@JoeMrx8 Trust me mate. Want a pay rise not monster 😂😂

@Sam_Edwards81 Funny how a 4 man walkout triggers free monster an redbull and haribo for the kids 😆

@Jake_3456 Looking out drinking a crate seeing jet skis and shit bright blue waters best place to be feels like Greece 😂😂

@morgsrowe_ Lucky

@Sam_Edwards81 never appreciated annual leave so much

Bet at least 50% of the uk called in sick to work today lool

Word on the grape vine is the vaccine isn’t activated untill you snapchat story your vaccine card

@bishopppdan 3 cigs down by 3 am

This weather just makes me spend money