SyrilJayBee 🐦

The last word in aftershave 😏 (Created partly in @WOMBO Dream and Photoshop) @elonmusk

@RealMattLucas I want one!

good morning

@MyGift1994 @bbcstrictly Mean

Nice to see the smirk and arrogance wiped off Tasha and Aljaz faces, winning ain’t in your future guys. 😂 @bbcstrictly #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly #SCD

Emma said "Televise your b-hole" 😆#MAFSUK

@KatherineGael99 Not every young person is in a position to move out of their parents' house.

Why do so many #MAFSUK contestants still live with their parents? Cut the cord already 😂😂 I moved out at 18 and am now 34 with two young children. These people have never grown up and it shows 🙃

Stephen's such a baby #mafsuk

Polly and Holly staying in the aptly named "Cow House" #mafsuk

Officers are asking members of the public to call 0800 056 0944 if they can help ➡️ bbc.in/3VWeCTb

Tory Party Conference

My Glasto one day diary… Yesterday started as beautifully as it ended… The sun came out to greet us from the moment we (the band) were picked up from my studio in Brixton… We had a small hiccup, as the original van we booked was too small for our gear so we swapped it for another and, after a few tongue-in-cheek photo poses in the courtyard, we set on our way. Arriving @glastonbury was a tapestry of first timer, singer YVA’s ineffable excitement, young folk in Bill and Ben hats, personal nostalgia, having played there so much over the years, usual festival confusion and more glorious sun 🌞 After being hurriedly ushered to @BBC6Music for an interview with wonderful #jamzsupernova and two quick pics later, I was escorted to backstage @WestHoltsGlasto where I met up with fellow band members, @EosCounsell , @ShaplaSalique , @YVAOfficial and #arefdurvesh , all very happy and animated about our eminent location. We were joined shortly thereafter by guests, @TVSanjeev , @MeeraSyal , @andyserkis and @HakBaker . The gig itself was a flurry of backstage preparation, a minimal stage line check and… an absolutely sublime experience of performing to a rapidly expanding crowd. We loved every moment. You can see the full gig under “Hidden gems” on the @BBCiPlayer Glasto menu… and here’s a link bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod… . You can actually download the full gig there. Enjoy… 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️💫

Mary Smith, a “knocker-upper” who earned sixpence a week shooting dried peas at windows to wake people for work (East London, 1930s)

All disabilities exist on a spectrum. There are almost always people who are less impaired and people who are more impaired. A person who is less impaired should never undermine the experiences of or speak over those who are more impaired.

This is hard to watch #MAFS

April’s #fullmoon is called the ‘Pink Moon’ and rises on the night of 23rd April 2024. Native Americans gave it this name because it coincides with the blooming of Phlox subulata, which bursts into flower around this time. It is also known as the ‘Budding Moon’. #nature #folklore

@JuneBastable @VenetiaJane The pink moon is very bright ❤

@VenetiaJane @SarahJBastable

'Tiny Pricks Project' curated by Diana Weymar. Contributors globally are stitching Donald Trump’s words into textiles, such as the examples here #WomensArt

@daveainsworth63 Don't forget his portrayal of Heathcliff in the 1970 version of #WutheringHeights

Happy birthday to the actor Timothy Dalton who was born Timothy Leggett on this day in Colwyn Bay in 1946. #TimothyDalton #ColwynBay #TheLionInWinter #Cromwell #MaryQueenOfScots #Agatha #TheLivingDaylights #LicenceToKill #HotFuzz #FlashGordon #Hawks #TheKingsWhore #JamesBond

Manners

@JulieWaring19 @qikipedia vice.com/en/article/jge…

@qikipedia How? 🤔

The first person to discover that a human’s anus is as unique as their fingerprints was Salvador Dali.

Exactly.

Bertrand Russell explaining Trump long before Trump was born.