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Netflix has confirmed it will broadcast the live stream of Artemis II globally tomorrow, as it flies by the moon.

TOMORROW 🇺🇸 President Donald J. Trump joins the military in the Oval Office for a news conference. American strength. Full display. Don’t miss it.

@annamlulis That’s beautiful.

NFL analyst’s autistic son, Madden, leaves everyone on set in tears after highlighting Autism Awareness Day with his drawings. Every child, regardless of their abilities, is valuable and made in the image of God.

If gas goes up another ten cents, I’m going to a No Kings Protest.

@shuhailverse @dom_lucre No it’s 100% acceptable.

@dom_lucre If she really used a racial slur, that’s absolutely unacceptable. But at the same time, one side’s clip on the internet rarely tells the whole story.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This man who is a University of Alabama graduate went to the game and claims this girl and her friends who had reserved rows of seats got angry at him, he claims the video started after she allegedly called him a racial slur.

@dom_lucre Who cares?

🚨 JUST IN: Iran is STUNNED at just how decisively America exploded our own equipment just to keep them from salvaging it It’s so huge the aircraft shape is scorched into the ground! NO MAN LEFT BEHIND, no spoils for our enemies! 🇺🇸

@PattyMurray How much did you care when Obama was committing war crimes?

This is a deeply unwell man on a dangerous power trip, threatening possible war crimes. This is not how the President of the United States should be speaking about sending our servicemembers into harm’s way. Republicans should join Democrats to end this war immediately.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump It’s not embarrassing Piers, you are. That’s why your ratings have dropped annually for the last decade

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

BREAKING: Iran has conceded that they will not acquire a nuke, per Fox News.

"Thanks to you and to the whole team on the ground for building on our Apollo legacy with Artemis." In addition to a wake-up song this morning, the Artemis II astronauts were treated to an audio message from Apollo 16 astronaut Charlie Duke.

Basically Trump said if they don’t open Hormuz it’s Allah’s will to blow up the Iranian Regime infrastructure all the way to the sea. So if it happens Allah did it.

@jackunheard What a fuckin soy boy

YIKES! Must be something I said.

🚨 BREAKING: Scott Jennings perfectly MOCKS Iran for relying on dumb internet propaganda “memes” while getting DOMINATED by America CNN is furious 🤣 One man, stranded alone, the whole Iranian military couldn’t do a thing about it! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@HaullsClips Yeah well one’s wearing eyeliner and steals money from others, the other has logical and rational arguments. I’m certainly not siding with soy boy juicers. NATTY ONLY

Androgenic PRESSES Jay for SH*TTING In his Bed However Jay claps back and gives Andro a Hard Truth he wasn't ready for...😭😬 Andro : "I think your a psychopath and I think your entire life is a lie" Jay : "That's why people don't like you, because you never admit you have problems"

@BernieSanders Hard pass. Bombs away. Until the nuclear terror threat is forever destroyed.

@BernieSanders Bernie, your time is up. Leave willingly, it’s a warning.

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

@dom_lucre @CocaCola You’re about to have a shit ton of new Coke fans

🔥🚨BREAKING: Pepsi just officially withdrew its sponsorship of Pepsi Wireless Festival of over a decade after Kanye West was announced as a headliner. Pepsi has been a major sponsor and partner of the Wireless Festival for over a decade, with the partnership officially in place since 2015. The festival was formally known as “Pepsi MAX Presents Wireless.”

@unusual_whales Hollywood will make its comeback solely on telling the stories of this operation alone.

Trump: "Open the F*ckin’ Strait, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."