Joe Bowness

@Jenny_1884 Why eat out when you can have it delivered to your home, no need to dress up, just pig out on the couch and scratch yer ballcocks or ar*e as well as fart and burp! If you go out you have to get washed and dressed, that's like exercising!

Are people finding that they don’t eat out as much nowadays? It’s not only the cost but also I feel you are not getting value for money anymore for pretty average food. I’m cooking more from scratch nowadays at home & try & avoid processed food.

@DailyTPodcast @CamillaTominey @timothy_stanley I wonder how many were there just to get voted in and change allegiance later to another party. 🤔

Nigel Farage: 'The divide in Britain is between those who work and those who don't' It's local elections results day which means the Daily T are bringing you everything you need to know about the results, as bright and as early as we could! @CamillaTominey and @timothy_stanley compare Labour's rough night with a strong turnout for Reform- a jubilant @Nigel_Farage joins us and insists his party’s remarkable taking back of the 'red wall' is down to Starmer’s 'weak and rudderless' leadership 👇 Let us know your thoughts below 🎧 Listen to the full episode now through the link in our bio

@MartinSLewis I pay direct debit each month and I get winter fuel allowance in November I and pay it to my energy company. Is that wrong?

Do you pay energy by monthly Direct Debit? If so this is the perfect time to check if you’re due £100s credit back. Far more info on this, and lots more in the new Martin Lewis podcast just out on bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0… BBC Sounds, Apple, Spotify & all the usual pod players.

@MartinSLewis I have followed you and your advice since the mid 2000s and I have save a lot. IT doesn't matter how 'squeaky clean' you are the press always want to dig up dirt on you! Keep up the good work.

Having had a few hatchet jobs done on me by the papers a couple of months ago, it was nice to stumble across a nice one, so I thought I'd share it... independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

@jemmm85517813 Leptospirosis (Weil’s disease) from rats urine, could also be mistaken for hantavirus. If so it can cause false numbers in reports and cause news outlets to amplify the outbreak.

11 cases in Britain since 2012 & no deaths. 4000 cases in Europe in 2023 & you never heard a dickie bird.

@reformparty_uk The EU's Entry/Exit System launched in October 2025 and fully operational as of April 10, 2026. It requires non-EU nationals (including UK citizens) to provide facial and fingerprint scans at the border to monitor people entering yet it wont stop illegals.

Tory and Labour councils are keeping this scheme in place. Reform UK is putting British people first. 🇬🇧

May the Fourth be with you

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg I couldn't resist this, he looks just like him

More net zero madness. telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer…

@dignityindying I am sorry mrs Jones your father has a bad dose of the flu, has he registered for assisted dying?

This is not the end. We won't stop fighting until every dying person has choice.

@SandraWeeden I wonder if it's worse than the 'bee coronavirus' that's infecting the pollen and the honey 🤔

🤣🤣 Two words to Dr Nyagwange! Dr James Nyagwange, from The Kenya Medical Research Institute who was part of the study, said: "This will help humanity prepare for any spillover in the future and to start developing vaccines and antivirals."

@Jenny_1884 In some areas they are using dogs to 'sniff out' water pipe leaks, I wonder if the water authorities employ blind or poor sighted workers 🤔 in my area the water is seeping through the roads and pavements but nothing is being done.

Everywhere you go at the moment there are road closures, not just main roads but so many little side roads. They’re not resurfacing so what are they actually doing? All seems a bit weird 🤔

@darrengrimes Maybe it will be like this one facebook.com/reel/132351869…

The police in Epsom say that there's widespread disinformation. Ok then. Fix that? Tell us what you know about the suspects. No? Why not?

I love this facebook.com/reel/132351869…

@juneslater17 I was hospitalised after first 2 and booster vaccines, nurse comment to another 'I hear it brings out underlying conditions'. Yes I did have an ongoing problem that was well under control until then. I was then fitted with a pacemaker. Still undergoing tests every 6 months or so!

There's just so many Idiots in Parliament and the media punting this jab out as safe Disgust me

@MartinSLewis Isn't this a contradiction to your advice about paying more into our national insurance to top it up so we get a full pension?

Pls share! PENSION CREDIT CAN BE WORTH £1,000s YET 900,000 ELIGIBLE ARE MISSING OUT. You should check if you're of State Pension age, (roughly 66+) with a low total weekly income. My rough rule of thumb is... SINGLE. Under £238/wk you're likely to get it, under £255/wk it's worth checking COUPLE (both of State Pension age): Under £363/wk you're likely to get it, under £380/wk you it's worth checking Don't stall, just call (or check online) to see if you're due it... - How to check? Just go online to gov.uk/pension-credit and don't worry the worst that can happen is you're told you're ineligible. If you prefer to speak to someone call 0800 99 1234 (N. Ireland 0808 100 6165) - What counts as income? It's all income from work; private, work or state pensions; & some benefits. Plus if you've £10,000+ savings or investments, each £500 above counts as £1/wk income (if only returns were really that good) Do note I'm not saying you will get it if you earn under these levels. PS Not only can Pension Credit be worth £1,000s, if you get it you may then be eligible for discounts or free council tax, water, energy, TV licence, dental help and more

@Jenny_1884 We had this where I live during the 'Covid'? outbreak. Lots of tree saplings were planted in the fields near me and have since disappeared.

Why would a government pay farmers to stop growing food & plant wild flowers instead? As far as I know you can’t eat wild flowers, only look at them. Again why would a farmer be paid to stop growing food? Something is seriously wrong here.

@juneslater17 What a good idea, you could travel around the world if you get a good price for renting out

You shouldn't gloat 😜

@Jenny_1884 They should have changed the day to the Monday but its a Bank Holiday. Imagine if it was on the Monday, everybody would be shouting 'May the Fourth be with You' 🤣🤣🤣

Who’s looking forward to 7th May? Bring it on

@juneslater17 I remember when the Muslim Brotherhood said they wouldnt alter the Egyptian way of life... Yeah right...

@LMars10780 @Jenny_1884 There will be no money for whoever takes over, not just Reform. Whoever takes over will have to raise taxes and cut benefits and will be called all sorts of names. Then 'Liebour' will try to get voted in again. I hope they are never in government for the rest of this century

@Jenny_1884 Labour are making sure there is no money left when Reform takeover. There will be one almighty black hole probably in excess of 100 billion…

Does anyone else believe this government are intentionally increasing benefits to entice people to see it as a life choice in order to encourage more & more people to claim them so further down the road they can then fully control you? Control the money control the person.