Jordan

Embarrassing performance. Gordon taking the easy option out, not a single player trying to put a tackle in. Very worrying for the rest of the season .players look like there running in treacle #nufc

@virginmedia No, looks like I'll just have to do without any internet until Wednesday. Hub is still flashing green with no internet access

@SharpyMC Hi Jordan, sorry for the issues with the service. Did you manage to speak with someone? I appreciate it isn't ideal but this will have been the first available appointment we have.

@virginmedia any chance of answering phones?? 2 days without internet,limited subscription of channels. Option of an engineer in 5 days time 🤣 unbelievable

Some explain to me why Kane is still on the pitch? Why Gordon isnt on? Fucking shambles Southgate #ENGSVK

@Gucci_SAFC @8rilIo 🤣

@8rilIo @SharpyMC

Gordon and Palmer not change this game like?? Fucking dismal yet again #england

Far too slow in everything. This is why we will win absolutely nothing.

Genuine question. Has Kane touched the ball yet?? #EnglandvsDenmark #england

Must of been the first time I've seen all the players sing the National Anthem. C'MON you under achieving bastards!!!! #3lions #england

@STSchoolSport @MortimerCC Thought it was absolutely class to see the Senior Leadership Team and head of year along to watch the game. Shows that the school supports the students outside the 'normal' education. Well done 👏👏👏

🏆 SOUTH TYNESIDE SCHOOLS FA - Yr10 CUP FINAL 🏆 Such a high quality match on display tonight at Harton Westoe Miners Welfare for our STSFA Yr10 Cup Final, one of the tightest contests of the season so far !

Decent watch @SSFCWomen v @BarnsleyFCW . Enjoyed watching it. All you can ask for in a game. Both set of women playing proper football and putting tackles in! Some ballers on both teams! Great advert for women's football

@SunderlandAFC should have listened shouldn't you. The Doxy land whippet @Gucci_SAFC could have done a job for you.the stats don't lie.i'll be taking his protein intake and macros onto pastures new next season.not even a tickle of Samson's beard offered by you. Poor

In preparation he has been drinking Madri in Cleo's and Shadow boxing in the toilet mirror shouting 'Lets Go Champ'. He was even practising armbars on his cats which he has changed the names to Donny Meths in homage to the great previous owners. Please make his day and accomodate

@SunderlandAFC hi guys me again. My mate @Gucci_SAFC is coming to the game today dressed as P.T Barnum from the Greatest Showman to tame all these Millwall Lions. He wants to know if Samson and Delilah will back him up if he captures one for a bare chested wrestle at half time?

If not could you arrange a meet and greet with Tony Norman. He has took the almighty step of getting keeper gloves tattooed on each glute and the words ' thou shall not pass' on his lower back

@SunderlandAFC my mate @Gucci_SAFC, which you may know, Is an avid fan of yours. today he has missed an absolute sitter and went go toe to toe with a much bigger centre half just because he said Mike Dodds wasn't the one This surely deserves a Mike Dodds meet or fist bump?

@DirtyFootbaIIer @Gucci_SAFC 👍

When your teammate has your back...

@SunderlandAFC my mate @Gucci_SAFC is absolutely devo'd by the shock departure of the gaffer. Any chance of a signed photo or a tickle of the mole? The poor lad has just put all his MB initialed merchandise on Vinted. Wont to talk to his cats aswell as he renamed them all Micky B

@Gucci_SAFC @historyinmemes Some boy

@historyinmemes @SharpyMC

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