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In an international match between Sweden national football team and Norway national football team ⚽, players prepare for a corner kick while the stadium watches the play closely. Suddenly a yellow cat 😺 climbs up the corner flag, surprising players, referees and fans in the stands. Cameras zoom in as everyone laughs at the unexpected visitor on the field

@clumsyoaf33 Are you going to show us the listing for a laugh? 😩🤣 seriously tho that’s very annoying xx

So a Vinted seller lied- this is obviously not ‘new without tags. It has stains and bobbling. Yet Vinted now expects the buyer to pay postage to return it!!😡 So I’ll just wash it and send it to the charity shop and give shit feedback- I’ve told the buyer this

Safe journey back from Spain guys xx

ADO Den Haag have been promoted back into the Dutch top tier for the first time since 2021, they’ve done it with 6 league games to spare. This interview with Finish centre-back Diogo Tomas following the decisive win is top tier. 😂

Yeah. This is exactly what I needed to see this morning tbh x

Something I've grown to love: People who are boring in the best possible way. Predictably kind. Reliable. Present. No drama. No chaos. No volatility. There’s nothing better than someone who shows up with consistent energy. You can build a life around those people.

@LostBoyNUFC180 Thank you! I’m not sure exactly what it is but willing to try everything and anything at this point x

@RedRoseMichelle Twinings detox tea and dehydration sachets sorted me out after i had food poison.

Supposed to be at a local Motown event tomorrow. Feeling dreadful, food poisoning / flu symptoms. Said to my friends ‘could I bring a sick bag’? Them: yeah fine. We are ridiculous x

@GloucesterMags Thinking a vodka and beechams cocktail x

@RedRoseMichelle Get it in you shell! Just got one myself l! 😂 on to the mackems! ⚫️⚪️

Despite this I could really do with a quick vodka after that 😩😭🥲 xx

@neilTheMagpie @heis_fede Literally 😭😂 ‘don’t have to give him a decision to make etc’ x

@heis_fede @RedRoseMichelle What did Glenda Hoddle say when Willock got booked for the same thing? ‘Easy yellow card all day”

No card for this?

@Eric_Bryson_89 Might mix it with my bottle of Beechams xx

@RedRoseMichelle A bottle

@diabeatnik_ Yeah. And then just whatever is on offer in the local offy x

@RedRoseMichelle A quick one, followed by another, then followed up with the rest of the bottle of limoncello left over from Christmas.

I don't want special favours from referees, just equal treatment. No arguments about the penalty, but Elanga was fouled in the box too. How they've got away without 4 or 5 yellow cards is astonishing.

Go away to Chelsea and keep a clean sheet - he then drops that defence and puts his pensioner mates back in, and it’s back to conceding 3+ goals. #NUFC

🚨 CONTROVERSY! All of Newcastle wanted a penalty for this Cancelo grab on Elanga… but neither VAR nor the ref gave it ❌ Thoughts? 🤔 #UCL #ChampionsLeague #Barcelona

Barcelona are electric in attack and there is no guarantee it would’ve resulted in a different outcome, but two of their goalscorers tonight shouldn’t have been playing. 🟨 Blatant yellow cards for Lamine Yamal and Fermin Lopez ignored in the first leg. #NUFC #UCL #FCBNEW

Just the two Barca players scoring tonight that shouldn't even be available to play tonight 🙃 #NUFC

If you give that penalty, you should be giving Elanga's. You can either pull someone back or you can't.