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Simran
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What if I start commenting "Who asked?" under everyone's LinkedIn posts?
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Why did he agree to these pictures 😭😭😭
✧@kodstrangeer
Guy left devastated after random person 'masturbates on his gym towel'
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You’re still a manipulative person if you move like you’re in a relationship while claiming you don’t want one. Hope that helps. Yall will be so emotionally intimate with someone and then swear up and down you owe said person nothing because “I’m single”
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We be breaking no contact in ways contact has never been broken before
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@sheenasahota88 @Tesco I was gonna try today this but went for the katsu one instead!! Il try it when I’m next in the office
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My mum worked for Cadburys for yearsssss making these. It’s sad that they taste like shit now.
Sue 🇬🇧🏴@suespeaksup
Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying. People can taste the difference. Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore. Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!
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