Skimp Dimpy

Trump is playing 4D chess - War ends -> oil drops - inflation collapses - Powell out -> Kevin Warsh cuts rates - Liquidity floods into the economy - Markets giga pump (including crypto) Right into midterms Republicans sweep. That’s the plan

Just Take My Money 😆

You married a naturalized citizen to obtain your green card and then drove that woman to take her life by downing an entire bottle of anti-depressants. You then used your legal status to open a biolab in New Jersey where you tortured and killed innocent animals while defrauding investors. You should be denaturalized, deported, and your entire lineage banned from ever setting foot in America.

Oh and by the way retards. America is not in fucking trouble because of Donald Trump. Let's get the real goddamn truth out there. America is in deep shit because of the greedy, corrupt, criminal politicians on both sides of the aisle who have spent decades building their entire careers on robbing American taxpayers blind. Lining their own pockets and selling out the country to the highest bidder while pretending to give a damn about the people they swore to serve. These self serving fucking bastards from both parties have rigged the system for their own benefit, funneling trillions in taxpayer money into their pet projects, special interests, and endless wars. All while the average working American gets squeezed harder every year with higher taxes, inflation and a disappearing middle class. They've lied, cheated, and broken every promise, turning Washington into a corrupt swamp of insiders who enrich themselves at our expense. No single person is to blame for that systemic rot it's the whole rotten bunch of them who created this mess through their endless greed and betrayal. President Trump is the only President that has been willing to step up and try to correct this.

@SenAdamSchiff Poor watermelon head just had a curveball thrown at him. Now he doesn’t know what do other than cry on social media. Justice is coming.

🚨 BREAKING: California Republican governor candidate Steve Hilton just promised to go FULL DOGE if elected, even inviting ELON MUSK to help 1. Cut off all funds to fraudsters 2. Audit and prosecute NGOs and organizations getting the money and committing fraud 3. PURGE THE VOTER ROLLS "Totally clean up the voting system, investigate the voter rolls to make sure we have citizen checks." This is total common sense! California NEEDS a Republican governor. Keep pushing this message

Alright, rant incoming: Contrary to popular belief, there is not a big red button in the AG’s office that says “indict the Dems”. This is a massive multi-pronged global operation, combing military, political, intelligence, informational, psychological, and economic elements. Regardless of who Trump appoints as his AG, the big prosecutions and indictments that everyone is clamoring for, are not coming until we reach that stage of the timeline, which is very likely going to be towards the end, after the public have been thoroughly convinced, once all rogue Deep State elements around the globe have been neutralized, (like Iran, Venezuela, the cartels, Antifa, etc.), and the war between Russia/Ukraine is resolved. Also, I think people are directing their displeasure at the wrong people. Ultimately, I don’t think the DOJ will be the correct avenue to prosecute the magnitude of the crimes committed. If we are to assume that the Dems committed treason, like Trump has said many times, with the whole Russigate hoax, bioweapon development, Covid, Uranium One, human trafficking at the border, election fraud, insurrection, media manipulation, etc., would it be the DOJ prosecuting that? We are talking treason and crimes against humanity, committed by a vast global criminal conspiracy, comprised of high-profile individuals, including former heads of state. These are unprecedented circumstances. Something of this magnitude would likely need to be handled by the Military. In conclusion, those who think Pam Bondi was the reason for lack of prosecutions, you are wrong, and those who think Blanche or a new AG are going to magically change that, you are also wrong. The prosecutions will come when we reach that stage of the timeline, regardless of who sits in the AG chair at that time. At the end of the day, I trust Trump and the US Military, and I know beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the fate of this nation will not be left to chance. The decision to save the American People, and the world, has already been made. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@Liz_Wheeler Retcon the “citizenship” of any and all anchor babies, period

In the next decade, over 1M Chinese communists will be able to vote in American elections. You heard me. Thanks to birth tourism, Chinese billionaires are paying surrogates to birth their children on U.S. soil so the babies are American citizens. The children are taken back to China after birth, raised as communists, then when they’re 18, they’re allowed to vote in U.S. elections. THAT is why birthright citizenship must end. 1M votes swings any election. Soon the Chinese communists will “legally” control our elections. Unless we end birthright citizenship.

@4thOfJuly365 Gone

Describe Pam Bondi with ONE word.

@EricLDaugh I wanna Rottweiler or doberman for AG, who fits that role?

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has FIRED Attorney General Pam Bondi — FOX The firing took place Wednesday night Wow. Who’s gonna replace her? 👀

The AHA has been captured for decades. 1940s radio-show sponsorship from Proctor & Gamble (makers of Crisco) preceeding the AHA's shift toward demonizing saturated fats and promoting seed oils... Millions of dollars of yearly from coporations to put a meaningles "heart healthy" label on processed foods... The AHA is a propaganda arm for big food and anti-meat interests.

@FightWithMemes Used to be standard The roastie hag is just jealous

Is a 16-year age gap a problem? I'm aware that she's 18. I'm not asking if it's legal, or about their rights.

@grey4626 I share everything you post, you’re the best, Grey!

Europe... The long con just got its throat slit. President Trump stepped to the podium last night and spoke the sentence with the cold, predator precision that has every globalist parasite on the planet clutching their pearls and shitting themselves in real time. “You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself.” No more American carriers, destroyers, and Fifth Fleet steel playing unpaid security detail for your decadent little continent while you lounge in your collapsing welfare states, virtue-signal about climate and migrants, and pretend you still matter on the world stage. Operation Epic Fury didn’t just turn Iran’s navy into scrap and its nuclear fantasies into radioactive dust in the Strait of Hormuz. It executed the single greatest protection racket in modern history. Eighty years of American blood, treasure, and unmatched kinetic dominance subsidizing European strategic cowardice...finished. What you’re about to read is not polite commentary. It is the forensic evisceration. The raw anatomy of the grift. The psychological autopsy of a continent that traded its spine for safety nets and sanctimony. The lethal mathematics of what happens when the host finally expels the parasite that has been feeding on it since 1945. Welcome to the arena, bitches. The age of subsidized adolescence is over. Grow a spine or drown in the consequences. Paid subscribers only. open.substack.com/pub/lhgrey78/p…

This isn’t some diplomatic tiff... This is the final, irrefutable proof that NATO is not an alliance...it is a fucking noose around America’s neck, and Europe is tightening it while we bleed treasure and prestige for their worthless asses. France just blocked our overflights for resupply to Israel...Italy slammed the gates on Sigonella...Spain sealed its airspace and bases like some medieval fortress against the very ally that keeps the lights on in Madrid...Poland...the same Poland we’ve poured billions into...refuses to redeploy Patriots because “eastern flank priorities” suddenly don’t include the nation that saved their worthless hide twice in the last century...Germany, the UK, even neutral Switzerland...every last one of them has told the United States, mid-war against Iran, to go fuck itself. This isn’t hesitation...This is calculated betrayal rooted in the oldest European pathology: let the Americans die for it, then lecture us about restraint...Psychologically, they’re still the same decadent, risk-averse elites who appeased Hitler until the bill came due in blood...except now they’ve upgraded to 21st-century virtue-signaling while hiding behind Article 5 like it’s a force field they never intend to power from their side. Strategically...NATO was designed for a bipolar world that no longer exists...It was a tripwire against Soviet armor. Today it is a bureaucratic cage that prevents the United States from exercising decisive unilateral power in a multipolar arena where China, Russia, and Iran are actively testing the post-American order. Every base, every overflight, every logistics node we need for rapid power projection is now subject to the veto of spineless parliaments that haven’t won a real war since we dragged their corpses across the finish line in 1945. We pay 70%+ of the actual combat capability. They pay in press releases and sanctimony. When it’s Article 5 for them, we’re expected to nuke Moscow on a hair trigger...When it’s our turn...a direct kinetic war involving our treaty ally Israel against the world’s leading state sponsor of terror...they suddenly discover “sovereignty,” “de-escalation,” and every other cowardly euphemism for “not our problem.” Enough. NATO is not broken...It is functioning exactly as the Europeans always intended: an American security subsidy that costs them nothing and constrains us in every theater that matters.. The moment we need freedom of action against peer threats, they withhold it...because deep down they know their militaries are hollowed-out parade forces and their populations would rather burn their own cities than send their sons to fight. We do not need their permission to defend American interests. We do not need their bases when we can operate from sovereign American territory, forward-deployed naval power, and the few real partners who still have spines. Leaving NATO is not isolationism...it is the reclamation of strategic sovereignty in a world that respects only raw power and credible will. The alliance of the unwilling has revealed itself. Time to cut the rope, reload the arsenal, and remind the world what an unbound United States actually looks like when it stops carrying dead weight. Exit NATO... Now. Or keep pretending these backstabbing freeloaders are “allies” while they sell us out in real time. The choice is that fucking clear. 💀🗡️⚖️🪖

Last night, President Donald J. Trump didn’t deliver a speech. He unleashed a goddamn manifesto of American supremacy, raw, unfiltered, and surgically lethal, straight into the teeth of the mullahs’ collapsing empire. One month into Operation Epic Fury and the results are biblical: over 9,000 targets vaporized, Iran’s ballistic missile and drone arsenal gutted by ninety percent, its navy rusting on the floor of the Gulf, its air defenses turned to scrap, its top command structure decapitated and its defense industry wheezing on life support. This wasn’t some proportionate slap on the wrist for the weak-kneed globalist set. This was kinetic dominance executed with the precision of a scalpel and the ferocity of a sledgehammer. Trump looked the camera dead in the eye and called it what it is: Iran has been essentially decimated. He reminded every regime thug, every proxy parasite, and every hand-wringing diplomat from Brussels to Beijing that the United States does not negotiate with fanatics who hide their war machine under mountains and export terror like it’s their national product. We bury it. We salt the fucking earth. And then we tell them the Stone Age is too generous a destination. These theocrats only understand one dialect: overwhelming, soul-crushing, irreversible force. Anything less and they smell weakness like sharks smell blood in the water. Trump stripped them naked in front of the world, exposed their hollow bravado, their proxy armies bleeding out, their nuclear dreams reduced to glowing rubble. The Strait of Hormuz, that jugular of global energy, is already beginning to unclench. Oil markets are stabilizing. Adversaries from Tehran to Tehran’s paymasters in Moscow and Beijing are recalibrating their entire calculus: America is no longer managed by the apologetic, the hesitant, the narrative-obsessed. America is back, armed, and utterly done with half-measures. Geopolitically, this is the reset the world needed. No more funding Hamas butchers, Hezbollah rockets, or Houthi pirates while the West clutched pearls about “de-escalation.” No more racing toward nuclear breakout under the cover of “civilian” enrichment. The IRGC’s mailed fist has been shattered, their medieval theocracy reminded that civilized nations do not tolerate medieval death cults playing with 20 percent of the planet’s oil supply like it’s their personal playground. Mr. President, you didn’t just speak last night. You reminded every patriot and every enemy exactly who we are: a nation that finishes what it starts, that pairs world-class intelligence, stealth, and firepower with the unapologetic will to use them. The job isn’t over, but under your command it will be finished. Completely. On American terms. With American dominance. No retreat. No mercy. No fucking ceasefire until unconditional surrender. 💀🪖🦅

Alright, the overall message from Trump is that our objectives are accomplished, Iran’s capabilities are decimated, and we are in the final phase. Iran can choose to make a deal quickly, or we will destroy their infrastructure, but Trump is on the way out. Trump called on the nations of the region who use the Strait of Hormuz for oil, to send ships to secure the Strait moving forward, because we are leaving and we don’t use it. There were many indirect jabs at NATO, and a lot of praise for our Middle East allies, to which Trump named Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, and Bahrain. However, the biggest message Trump sent, was the comparison of this conflict to the forever wars of the past that lasted years, if not decades, compared to the 32 days of this operation. The overall tone and signal of the address felt like an unofficial end to the operation. Trump said that this will be resolved shortly, the markets will start to recover, and oil prices will go down. Trump is signaling that he is about to withdraw, it’s just a matter of doing so in a controlled and methodical manner.

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@AlpacaAurelius Hungry?🤮

Canola oil timeline: 1940s (WWII): rapeseed oil refined and used as a ship & engine lubricant 1950s: demand collapses post WW2. Rapeseed oil is worthless. 1970s: canadians bred rapeseed into lower acid version, turned into food and rebranded as Canola = “CANadian Oil, Low Acid.” 1980s: heavily marketed as a “heart healthy” cooking oil after the cholesterol scams Today: In basically every single food we eat From garbage to engine lubricant to food staple in just 80 years