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@pkmartz @FatLennyLJS @messedupfoods

@FatLennyLJS @messedupfoods We do.

Genuinely tragic

@SweatieAngle @AmandaFloresKnk

@AmandaFloresKnk @SlickMacDaddy lol its cool- I seem to do well enough, think I can live w a professionally good-looking person in like the top 0.1 percentile of beauties being prettier than I am- plus anyway I’m much better at posting bullshit online than she is so💅

Why can she wear pink so close to her skin tone but when I do it I look like a nude eraser giving birth?

@berryscalss yeah this

what exactly are the consequences of taking meds that youre supposed to take with food without food?

@PubWanghaf can’t they just put on some ed hardy or opium shit like that regular disguise wiggers, do they need to make it that obvious

There is a wigger on my flight

@weallhatelee gross and cringe

drip drip #shtwt #slittwt

@ikeeenv @Liv_Agar

@SlickMacDaddy @Liv_Agar ☠️☠️☠️ bro is calling all women freaky based off the ones he finds. what a dangerous perception. that’s literally how rapists think you piece of trash☠️

Anal sex is abusive

@RaminNasibov except when i’m waiting on my drug dealer or an important call from my mommy

Every iPhone I've owned since day 1.

@kaguyazerotwo okay but that’s not counting pre-virgin years also most of you would find love if you lowered your delusional standards and/or did more therapy

I think about this a lot

@SnoreFN @twos6xes the substance (2024)

@twos6xes has the money to not be chopped and doesn't do anything for some strange reason

he doesn’t even look that bad idk why he’s holding on so desperately

@boygrrI only when you’re the pope

jerking off is abusive

@Sugarc0ating @daintysword think the purpose is the elegance of it. packaging etc. access to top class from only £15… sign me up… maybe you’re just too stupid to get it?

@daintysword It’s a scam

Bro that guy wasn’t joking. The croissant is literally empty £15 for air?

@tippity you’re way too loose for that now lets be honest

whats really abusive about anal sex is that i havent been pegged in years

@bouldrhead @Liv_Agar eh it’s kinda fun but many girls aren’t aware of the line between kinky and abusive. you can be slutty but you can’t go in being an idiot thinking anything you say goes. nobody owes anyone anything sexually ever

@SlickMacDaddy @Liv_Agar 50 shades of grey nuked women

@ikeeenv @Liv_Agar but this logic doesn’t apply to making assumptions about men based of the ones you find though… right?

@Valient77 @messedupfoods we get it you enjoy child abuse 🙄

@SlickMacDaddy @messedupfoods No it's not it's a harmless lesson I did this also for a long time after a while I started asking for and my dad developed a menu ordering strategy which I still use to this day where we both buy something we're trying new and we swap each other sweet if we don't like

@FightWithMemes damn you need that many gay pills to be gay in america?

Nobody: Americans:

@byleridk compact. efficient. love it

remembering when the bouncer searched my bag and went “oh”