Dani

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Anime Naruto: “Because we are friends!” Sasuke: “Waaahh, power of friendship!” “What a wonderful thing… going all this way for me because of friendship!” Manga Sasuke, pissed off, averts his eyes, trying not to look at Naruto: “What does ‘friend’ mean to you?”

@destroy__evil Got into a fight at work over this

Missing my mutt

what if you were a lesbian, and i was your princess?? what then

orochimaru is transsexual

@Plinkydinks Hey plinky :)

Call me Plinky, Plinks, Plinkydink or whatever! (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~🩷🌸 (Obligatory Saturday selfie)

The concept of 33 y.o Sasuke keeping the old bingo book which has Itachi's entry because it's the only photo of Itachi that's left

Really wanna be next to my gf

I’m my favorite thing

Oh no I hope I don’t fall asleep first

He never went back to dark blue, dark blue holds memories

Mommy needs a paypiggie 🐽

Friendly reminder. Princess Sasuke agenda was started by Naruto himself

so much going on only to be thinking about watching boys touch each other

I’ve watched the pizza movie three times so far this week

Pizza Movie (2026)

I'm probably more of an "it" but I'm looking for a new job so I'll keep that on the back burner for now

no shade but imo genital preferences are lowk indicative of a lack of sexual creativity, talent, and willingness to accomodate. What i first look for in a woman sexually is her personal beauty and her body, whatever genitals she has is more of an afterthought to me honestly.

come #itasasu