SneakySimian

My next tweet is gonna make me famous

@wells_ron223 @NoMaliceHQ @Dexerto Just admit it, Ronny, you’re a loser and you have no women in your life.

@SneakySimian @NoMaliceHQ @Dexerto ???

A man has been fired after confronting and calling police on a dad who took his two daughters into a women's restroom Tyler Brodsky says he didn't want to take them "into a bathroom full of grown men and dirty stalls"

@wells_ron223 @NoMaliceHQ @Dexerto Let me know when you have a woman enter your life and then we will see if you would take them into a men’s bathroom lol

@SneakySimian @NoMaliceHQ @Dexerto How is it rage bait? You’re on the fucking rage bait side. You piece of human trash.

@NoMaliceHQ @Dexerto Stop being a pissboy and answer the question

@SneakySimian @Dexerto Enlighten me pls

@NoMaliceHQ @Dexerto I believe it’s more appropriate to bring his 2 daughters into the women’s bathroom than for him to bring his girls into a men’s bathroom.

@SneakySimian @Dexerto If I may ask, you mean it’s ok for the father to be in women’s restroom?

@NoMaliceHQ @Dexerto Hello Mr ai chatbot. What is your programmed rage bait inducing opinion on how he should’ve taken his daughters to the restroom?

Men are now allowed to just walk into women’s restrooms with their kids and nobody can say shit? This is exactly how women’s spaces get eroded. The guy who confronted him and called the police got fired for it? Insane. A dad doesn’t get a free pass to enter the women’s bathroom just because he has daughters. Rules exist for a reason. This story is disgusting and the company firing the man is weak as hell.

@_justincrady @thegameawards Didnt have enough ball and guns for you?

@thegameawards Hopefully this game isn’t just delivering packages and throwing pee and poop bombs at oil monsters

Hideo Kojima on set of his new game OD

@catboycrosshair Its fun seeing the recent discourse on how characters should be named. Luco Bronc is apparently too glup shitto, but frank the cube from the new GOW game is too modern. Where do people want the line drawn lol

very invested in zero company having the most glup shittoest of names for their characters

@TealComet @messeduppcs Would be?

@messeduppcs As a Christian, I unironically believe Jesus would be a fan of VLC Media Player.

@dontreadcjx @Grahfvillainy

@Grahfvillainy People scared to critique their bland paper mache ass designs because of feared proximity with the anti woke mob but at some point we’re gonna have to be honest with ourselves and tell these people the truth.

Not to be an incel but why all insomniac women look like that?

@bunyqiu The sovereign God of the universe should have made sure he picked an 18+ virgin to give birth to his God incarnate self so not to give some Americans the ick 2000 years later.

mind you mary was 12

@MomentsB4Wind @DylanAiPs @GOATofXSlift Bruh

@DylanAiPs @GOATofXSlift I think if we were all nice and understanding of each other's problems the world would be a nicer place :)

@b0ysbrokenheart “I've found it is the small things; everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay” I know this quote is not directly from Tolkien, but I feel like playing a mighty hero would lessen the story. An ordinary folk who makes a name for themselves means a lot more.

Warhorse is one of 3 studios I'd trust to make a Middle-earth RPG, but I hope they don't make it like KCD. I don't want to be a lowly guard or peasant; I want to be a hero accomplishing great deeds. I'm interested to see where this goes. Clearly a hiring ad and still years away.

@factpostnews So that’s it? What, we’re some kind of Payback Squad?

The FBI has created a task force called the "Payback Squad" focused on pursuing the Trump administration's political opponents.

@TomBFlanagan He kinda fixes this in the Hobbit. He made Sauron a shadowy spirit being whose aura forms the eye. But actually his biggest mistake was how he handled Faramir and that whole side quest of osgiliath

The giant eye on top of the tower was probably the worst artistic decision Peter Jackson made.

@Beeblebum_GO Probably wanted to do something cause of the Artemis II. They love space lol Lots of the space games are getting boosted player rates too so that’s also a plus

No Man's Sky just went on Sale on Steam! So I guess Wednesday is the day.. 😅 #NoMansSky

@ianharber Such a retarded statement that I’m forcing myself to believe it’s rage bait.

Cancelling Harry Potter because of Rowling but remaking/doing spin offs of Narnia and LOTR despite Lewis and Tolkien being two of the most prominent Christian figures of the last century who undoubtedly share Rowling’s views she’s been cancelled for. Make it make sense.

@TheLZtweets I've heard if you listen closely on a calm day in the Eissentam galaxy, you can still hear his pleas. Maybe now he can rest.

No Man's sky is now so old, I have to explain to people who the "cloud guy" was and the meme around screaming "fix clouds!". Now I can start collecting Social Security LOL

@OakenEmanation @dennisbhooper Dentists

So c*nt and f*g have way different velocities in American English vs. British, with the latter having an almost entirely separate meaning, and are both way more offensive to Americans. But is there an inverse to this, a casual American expression that horrifies English people?