SpaceCommandUK

Go to space. Don't go to space. If you can go to space, you should stay at home. Then we will go to space. Or we won't 🇬🇧💪 #Brexit

Not sure why everyone's so excited by this Chinese moon rock return mission. 2kg of dust? Pathetic. Space Command UK plan to drag the entire moon to Wales by 2022 #BrexitBritain

@BorisJohnson The time of our great glory approaches!! Breakfast means break- sorry, Brexit. We definitely meant Brexit

There will be plenty who will be only too happy to say goodbye to the grimness of 2020. But this was also the year when we rediscovered a spirit of togetherness, of community. In 2021 we have our freedom in our hands and it is up to us to make the most of it. Happy New Year!

Here at Space Command we are proud to support a Prime Minister who is consistent in his policies and never falls prey to "General Indecision". Just like @BorisJohnson we've always been proud supporters of Brexit, except for all the years that we weren't. Wait hang on

Here at Space Command we are confused at people accusing the #CovidVaccine of being a government tracking ruse. Don't they realise that we are already using dozens of satellites to track all of their daily activity, locations, and data through their smartphones

@LozzaFox @NHS @LozzaFox we are so impressed with your bravery and nationalist spirit. We would like to offer your the once in a lifetime opportunity to be strapped to a rocket and fired into the stratosphere -- entirely free of charge! (Return journey not included)

Beautiful full moon over the UK this morning forms the perfect naked eye viewing for the 3 union flags flying in the Sea of Tranquility. Remember - just like the paper clip, the moon was made in Britain. 🌕🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@RAeSTimR We believe that to clean up the space Wild West, the UK should make like Wyatt Earp and aim wildly for everyone else's satellites.

ICYMI: Cleaning up the space 'Wild West' How Britain can be an agile, nimble 'space power' by encouraging responsible behaviour in orbit #defencespace2020 #SpaceCommand ow.ly/qfU250CweS3

Apologies for the interruption, the Home Sec just threw a stapler at our media intern's head. All in the spirit of boisterous office hijinks, ha ha. Normal service will resume when we return from A&E

Delighted to be giving Home Secretary @pritipatel a tour of our new HQ today. We have launc-OW hwjejdk sjsjsjjs

@Astro_Soichi Yeah but does it look as good as the Wirral though

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@BorisJohnson @IvanDuque @COP26 We can't wait to contribute to the UK's missed climate targets by launching 266272 small sat constellations to replace the gaping hole left by Galileo and our international reputation.

Colombia has committed to an impressive 51% reduction in carbon emissions by 2030. Together we can build back greener. I welcome President @IvanDuque's leadership & look forward to working together ahead of the Climate Ambition Summit on 12 Dec and @COP26 in Glasgow next year.

Here at SpaceCommandUK we believe that #BrexitMeansBrexit. That's why we've been awarded a £130 million contract by @GOVUK to resolve medical shortages by firing insulin over the English channel using coke & mentos rockets

Here at Space Command UK, we are proud to be working in conjunction with the nations' best and brightest in order to facilitate the transcendence of #BrexitBritain above global geopolitics and into the stars.

Welcome to the official twitter for the United Kingdom's newly formed Space Command, as announced and launched by our Prime Minister @BorisJohnson on the 19th of November 2020.