Splorts Caster (retired)

Our lovely kikithecat38.tumblr.com depicted me well in the #Tlopps promo card. They said my depth perception wouldn't be good enough for blaseball, I think it was my bat choice.

This account will continue to stay up even if blaseball is over but I wanted to come back to thank you all for the good times I had with blaseball. Its a hell of a community and I love it. I bid thee farewell blaseball

@BlaseAgentO @WeekInBlaseball Thanks for heads up, that's good to know.

@WeekInBlaseball @SplortsCaster Re: a curated notable events feed, both the Tacos discord server and the Spies server now have a notable-events channel, where people manually post the most notable things. If your teams have a sideserver you could cajole them into doing that. Or you could read my recaps. :)

Our Season 22 episode, "The Breath Mints." with @SplortsCaster is out RIGHT NOW. open.spotify.com/episode/3b1xHK…

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has one fighter left and we all know it should be Blaseball related. So we, along with our brilliant TWIB guests, have put together a bracket to determine which Blaseballer should be added to Smash. This is a legally binding tournament.

what if we became a new england patriots podcast for the rest of siesta

- TGB has announced that after this arc will be another extended siesta. We will go back and recap Seasons 21 and 22 then. Our Season 22 guest will be @SplortsCaster

Glad to be back from hiatus! A little bit of housekeeping: - Our second off-season episode will be the Blaseball One-Year Anniversary Special with @CatStlats, where we will look back and recap some beloved blaseball moments. This episode will be released July 19th

@WeekInBlaseball I hope I can be a great guest!

@TheLandShakes This much is quite clear, but what is blaseball if not an evolving chaotic force.

Splorts Fans I am (slightly) back to pay attention to this season but by the many suns I have missed a lot. I will not be doing much reporting here but I am trying to parse out atleast some of the new info of the new season (and the other 10 seasons I missed).

@Malnormalulo Thank you!

@ilianaquorum I agree

@BNNCal Congratulations!

hello blaseballers, I hope you are all doing well!! I hope Blaseball is chugging along smoothly and you’re all enjoying yourselves I just got married!! hype logged back in to share a thought and say hello that’s all

@BlaseballPolls I only spend on peanuts to consume them

How much of your #blaseball coins do you spend on peanuts for tributes or upnuts each season?

@BlaseballNews @BNNCal It feels like just yesterday BNN hit 1k. BNN has really grown

Not bad for 9 months and some "where's BNN" memes. Mug giveaway information coming Sunday!

@BNNCal I would vote for you in this non-election based position

Thank you for gathering here today. as I step back from my responsibilities at the Blaseball News Network and begin to move on to the next stage in my career, I am pleased to announced my S18 candidacy for Blaseball Commissioner Prime Minister.

@BNNCal ❤❤❤

@SplortsCaster ❤️❤️❤️

((OOC)) it was fun being in BNN with cal and he was the amazing editor that made the articles I wrote more readable. I wish the best for him in future endeavors

Thank you all for all the fun since way back in season 3.

I enjoy blaseball and this persona but I cannot keep up with it like this. Thank you all for your enjoyable interactions, I'll be trying to write a few more article for BNN, but until such point as I can dedicate some time to blaseball, this twitter will not be active.

((OOC)) Hello, appreciate all of you who have been following me recently but unfortunately its a poor time to. As irl I have gotten a more full time job I am not able to dedicate as much time to blaseball and because of this, this account will be retired for the time being (cont)