Stacy Stateham

When I say I'm a lifelong Republican from a Republican family, that's exactly what I mean. That's my Dad on the left of the photo behind the podium.

This is awesome

@cjzero She's like a cross between OfDonald and a North Korean newscaster.

only person in the country who lies more than the guy leading it

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm opening a new Mexican Restaurant called: 🌮 T.A.C.O. Here's the Menu! 🌮 Main Dishes - T.A.C.O. Special – $11.20 Trump Always Chickens Out: Chicken tacos served with a side of excuses and no spine. Warning: tends to flee when grilled. - The Indictment Enchiladas – $14.95 Stuffed with 91 spicy charges and wrapped in a flimsy tortilla of denial. - The MAGA Meal Burrito – $12.45 Overstuffed with beef, bologna, and broken campaign promises. No healthcare inside, just thoughts and prayers. Supreme Court Quesadilla – $13.88 Melts under pressure. Comes stacked with conservative cheese and a dash of Clarence Thomas hot sauce. 🐔 Appetizers - El Border Wall Nachos – $9.99 Stacked high but crumbles fast—just like his immigration policy. Served with "alternative facts" queso. - Covfefe Queso Dip – $5.99 Nobody knows what’s in it. Sad! - Stormy Jalapeño Poppers – $6.66 Spicy, steamy, and hush-money worthy. Comes with a non-disclosure sauce. 🍹 Drinks - The Moscow Mule – $7.77 So good, it colludes with your taste buds. - The Gaslighter Margarita – $8.00 You'll swear it wasn't salty. But it is. 🍰 Desserts - Election Flan – $4.20 Heavily doctored. Claims it won Best Flan 2020, despite all evidence to the contrary. The Fake News Churros – $6.00 Too good to be true. Dusted in denial and served with a dipping sauce of projection. 🧾 Disclaimer: All meals come with a complimentary copy of The Art of the Meal — ghostwritten, of course.

Donald Trump regularly does interviews and just simply says "I don't know." "Mr. President, do you have to follow the Constitution?" I don't know? Trump may be in front of you more than Biden, but all he's doing is spewing utter bullshit.

The Trump admin wanted all of the tariff lawsuits moved to the US Court of International Trade because they believed that it would be the most receptive to their arguments. They even succeeded in moving one of them to the USCIT earlier this week. Turns out they miscalculated.

A few positives: 1. Your daughter can have more than 2 dolls. 2. Small businesses in your community that rely on imports, with tight margins, may not have to declare bankruptcy. 3. One day, when someone you don’t like is in the Oval Office, their power will be limited.

@Acyn Is the golf resort too big? Or just big enough?

Trump: I picked up 5.1 trillion dollars, and, by the way, got a beautiful, big magnificent free airplane for the United States Air Force. Very proud of that, too. They tried to say, oh, it's Trump’s airplane, oh, yeah, sure, it's too big. Too big, much too big. Reporter: How much will it cost to refit it? Trump: I don’t know. Whatever it is, a hell of a lot less than building a new one

@Timodc What could possibly go wrong?

"Elon Musk’s DOGE team is expanding use of his artificial intelligence chatbot Grok in the U.S. federal government to analyze data, said three people familiar with the matter" reuters.com/sustainability…

@MichaelSteele I have a gnome on my front stoop. We called it Matilda but I'm going to rename it Kristi. Kristi Gnome. Seems perfect because it does nothing productive except look cute when I dress it up and my dog hates it.

Noem said she would reconsider her decision if Harvard – within 72 hours – satisfied her demands for more information, which include providing disciplinary records of every international student for the past five years.” This is utter Bullsh!t. usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

“Trump has traditionally done well with lower-information voters, so it is perhaps not surprising that they are more inclined to support his presidency. …. [These voters] had one thing in common: They were much more likely to get their news from social media.” nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@MacFarlaneNews In which case it should stay with the US and not transfer to Trump after he leaves office.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent tells CNN that the Qatari jet is "a gift to the American government" Not the President

Walmart, an American company, should "eat the tariffs"? So much for the claim that they were being paid by foreign countries.

Trump's post about Bruce Springsteen, alone, is a failed cognitive test.

@tedlieu @SecDuffy Just so we're clear, Jesus would have been dark skinned with dark hair. The picture he moved is of a white guy dressed like Jesus.

Dear @SecDuffy: As a Christian, I’m pleased you moved a painting of Jesus to a higher floor. Now can you please do your frickin’ job? A horrific air disaster already happened on your watch. The safety failures at Newark and Denver airports are unacceptable. Lives are at risk.

Trump is being humiliated by Putin and China on the world stage but he’s too dumb and narcissistic to realize it.

@emptywheel "Surprise" is an interesting choice of word considering it's not actually a surprise.

UPS and DHL have started collecting the Trump Tax. washingtonpost.com/business/2025/…

@RonFilipkowski Yet there is a white male loneliness epidemic, not a liberal chick loneliness epidemic. Go figure.

I’ve been to Trump rallies. That proved to me conclusively that some people shouldn’t breed.

Is it just me or does no one remember this many air traffic control problems before January?

@willsommer @Timodc @BulwarkOnline Because Shitler hates the lügenpresse.

The White House is threatening a federal investigation into Business Insider and Politico—all because of an article comparing Donald Trump Jr. to Hunter Biden. My latest newsletter for @BulwarkOnline: thebulwark.com/p/trump-white-…