Swift Yapper
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Swift Yapper
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Consumed by ⚽| Manchester United 🔴⚪️⚫️ | F1 Novice 🏁 | RTs are usually endorsements | Skilled Sarcasm quotient


@LauraKirk12 Wait until they see how ‘biased’ the World Cup coverage on both ITV and BBC is. Hint. It’ll be mostly English…


Here's some #USMNT lore for you


"If Arsenal are unpopular with neutrals, it’s because they waste everyone’s time. Not just their opponents’ time, but our time too. Football fans everywhere are suffering Arsenal’s consequences. They are like a company that spews pollution into the environment in their production process, privatising the profits and socialising the costs. To them, dumping toxic sludge into the river is just free waste disposal. It’s the rest of us who get a headache when we drink the tap water" irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/2…

😡 "I'm here to launch an attack on Cundy and Agbonlahor..." 😤 "Dancing around celebrating!? Makes me sick!" @JoelBeya is not impressed with Jason Cundy and Gabby Agbonlahor celebrating #AFC's loss to PSG! 🔥





🚨 Manchester United manager Michael Carrick is reportedly reluctant to let either Mason Mount or Noussair Mazraoui leave the club. He sees both players as important due to their versatility and ability to cover multiple roles. With Manchester United preparing to return to European competition, Carrick is keen to keep depth and flexibility in the squad, with both players viewed as useful options across different positions. [@TheAthletic] #mufc

Marcus Rashford does not want to return to #mufc, with Barcelona remaining his priority after Hansi Flick told him before that he is in favour of him staying. Rashford is not considering other offers and can see himself playing in Lamine Yamal’s position, similar to the role Roony Bardghji have had [@mundodeportivo]

Barcelona want another loan for Marcus Rashford, rather than exercising the £26m clause in their existing deal [@CraigHope_DM]





All this is fine but can't we do this before/after court hours? (Saying this with all due respects) I don't think any of those respected departed souls would mind doing it beyond court hours.















