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I hate homework with a burning passion

The chicken or egg question is quite hard, but the Christian isn’t. The priest came first.

if i were a death row inmate, my last wish would be to spend a night with a prostitute so i can pound her like there’s no tomorrow, because there just might not be

If a deaf person is giving you a handjob, does it also count as a blowjob in one? ALSO Can they basically talk during the whole handjob thing?

What is the difference between rap and hood rap? Rap is done on the fly and hood rap on the run.

If i were Christian i would beat my meat exclusively to the rythm of ACDC’s Highway to Hell

Theoretically speaking if a medieval king played poker whilst using a modern day toilet he could perform a double royal flush.

@Guttergore1 Realest post on this platform

Video games about horses have two kinds of updates: mane and stable

Is it illegal to drive under positive influence? Like what if i was in a jolly mood from drinking a beer?

I wish a tv show called “PhantoMime” existed. It would be a silent horror comedy about three mimes exploring a haunted house.

*tells GPT about my amazing financial ideas* GPT: “Sorry, i can’t assist you with committing crime” Robotic killjoy >:[

Femboys are becoming the new hipsters. I can’t wait for the MIT Technology review photo incident to happen again.

It must be so hard for emos in gyms. They’re all cut, no bulk.

@hourly_shitpost I hope it won’t be full of microtransactions and ads like the first one

I’m not yet sure if the happenings in America are worth pulling out the popcorn for or not

@Miagatii Did Blu change his name to X? :3c

Damn… X really loves me huh

All of you who are posting negatively about the Charlie Kirk situation are pathetic and exactly why I hate most furries. You’re completely miserable and unlikeable people. Dude always was respectful in giving his opinion and hearing out others. Wish the best for his family.

Once i’ll move to my own apartment my fridge will be always full … of cold air and famine.

If i were a doctor i would have to apologise to a lot of families. I always mistake anesthesia with euthanasia.

Dear devs, Name your apps by it’s function. I thought Grindr was a social platform for people who wake up at 5AM and day trade, but instead it’s full of cocks.