The Batchelor 🌹

Is it even footy training if somebody doesn’t say ‘I’m puffed already’ after the warm-up?

I’ve just bought pants with a 4 button-up fly, which is tedious at the best of times, I’m sure to slip up soon. Surely Velcro is a faster and easier sub for the dangerous zip, rather than multiple buttons.

@newbs63 What is that… What was that?

Why are we crossing to Patty Cripps for a line of thanks mate and then he’s told soak it up and we’ll come back to you on the coverage. We know he’s won, read the final votes and get him up to do a proper speech #Brownlow

@Samultcamel Sour sod

So glad this Hokball carry on is done! See you in 14 days

@BishOnTheRockx Are you claiming this as your own analysis? Ricky Ponting noticed it immediately on the commentary team for all viewers.

@LLBCoolJ Don’t do it to yourself

@TedBatchelor2 Link?

Anyone else’s ears bleeding from the gsfl live stream commentary?

@CalebJefferys @BatchyJack And having the 4th best t20 batter sidelined for the super over

The cricket revolution has begun in the USA… either that or Pakistan are match fixing again 💰

@Harry_Grigo Any crowd brawls this week?

Both teams might feel like they should be leading. The Sharks have been wayward in front of goal while the Tigers’ plethora of inside-50s have been sloppy.

Absolutely cracking afternoon for a bit of twilight footy action. Albany looking to make it four straight wins to start the 2024 GSFL campaign while Railways are out to close the gap on their 2023 grand final superiors. Follow this thread for LIVE updates. #gsfl24

@BatchyJack Is somebody a grumpy bumpy?

Anyone else grumpy about Meta Ai invading their search bar on Facebook and WhatsApp, or is it just me? #MetaAi

@Samultcamel One of the great jumpers

feeling myself this morning #NewProfilePic

@jacksteel44 No dimma no Richmond

No Ginnivan no Collingwood

@SavinTheBees @harris_jye your parody account?

Dua Lipa speaking Spanish changed me. I’m not the same man anymore. I’m hornier.

@redfordfalcon19 And gee she’s been hurt

@Harry_Grigo Miracle in the shape of cam jones

10 overs to go and Park are in dire straights at 5-50. In desperate need of a miracle here.

The Albany and Districts Cricket Association A-grade T20 grand final between Mt Barker and Collingwood Park is underway here at Turf North. The Bulls won the toss and chose to bat with Alex Fergie and Nathan Crosby to open.

@Harry_Grigo @CollingwoodFC I see, much appreciated griggo 👍

@TedBatchelor2 @CollingwoodFC No I meant inaugural. It’s the first award of its kind recognising athletes who have spent at least two years in Albany and gone on to contribute significantly at the highest level in their chosen sport. Hope this clears up any misunderstanding.

@CollingwoodFC premiership hero Darcy Cameron has won the inaugural Albany Sportsperson of the Year award. His brother Luke accepted the trophy on his behalf.

@Harry_Grigo Joe Stanley took 5 wicket and mate 82 in a winning side, must have been best on?

WHALERS BECOME PREMIERS 🏏 🏆 The moment Albany & Districts Cricket Association claimed senior country week glory! The Whalers bowled themselves to a 10-run triumph over Eastern Goldfields to become the 2024 A-section premiers.

@Harry_Grigo Who was BOG? Was it Joe Stanley?

Whalers get their redemption. Albany becomes the senior country week A-section premiers in an absolute classic with Eastern Goldfields. #HarpoonsOut

Joe Stanley is the 🐐 #robbed #winnerspiss

@jbarrettsport Bunbury bias is out of control. Come have some winners piss

@TedBatchelor2 😂😂 very good mate, big congrats

Hey @jbarrettsport box seat for 4th big fella! Up the Whalers 🐳🐳