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"Sam Hyde and Marky - The Truth" is out now. People are still denying the Marky stuff after all these years, so I decided to painstakingly prove every detail so there's no denying it anymore. youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjF…

A neo nazi pedophile thought it would be funny to have a cross between big brother and guantanamo bay with people who have developmental disabilities

@JustinWhang He gets out of breath after chasing you for 5 seconds.

Imagine a reality show where the rules are meaningless, the grand prize is like 35k after taxes and if you lose, you get nothing and ruin your life

There should be a Holocaust Museum on every corner. I think it's important to remind ourselves that no matter how much shit Europeans talk, they are a deeply evil people and morally inferior to America.

@cnakazawa Eventually this is going to alter the way people speak IRL, and it will drive those who remember the world before insane.

Unhealthy food that tastes good: Goyslop Healthy food that tastes bad: Goyslop Tasty health food that's overpriced: Goyslop Bagel for breakfast, reuben for lunch, and matzo ball soup for dinner: Somehow also still Goyslop

Dear Lord. Please help my boymoder husband find a passoid prostitute I haven’t sent to Alligator Alcatraz. Lead him to enact his busty bimboification fetish, and deliver him from fully trooning out into an oldshit honbeast. Forgive me for shooting the dog. Amen.

Is the future of politics just posting random fan accounts of politics arguing like it’s actual debate

@nigerianprynce @mollysinmoscow You will never take my protein soda.

All the large accounts that present themselves as truth-seeking journalists or commentators, then quote posts like this and act utterly baffled—“What the hell!?” “WTF!?” “What’s going on here???”—are frauds. It took me less than a minute to see what the court documents actually said and understand what they meant. They do not show that the bullet was not fired from the gun. They show only that the bullet was too fragmented to confidently link it to ANY gun. This is not uncommon, and DOES NOT mean the bullet didn’t come from Robinson’s gun. Of course the defense attorneys are going to spin this as evidence that Robinson is innocent. That is what defense attorneys do. They scrape together every possible fragment of doubt and present it as if it were fully exculpatory. It’s not. Defense lawyers are paid to downplay or ignore evidence pointing to guilt, exploit people’s cognitive biases, and make fallacious arguments sound persuasive. This information about the bullet doesn’t erode the case for Robinson’s guilt in any way. It is totally neutral on that front. And it in no way invalidate the mountain of positive and mutually corroborating lines of evidence we do have for Robinson’s guilt. You should expect more from the commentators you follow, and hold them accountable by refusing to give them your attention in the future. If they could not be bothered to spend even one minute checking the facts before spreading confusion to you and millions of others on X, they do not deserve your attention. They are nothing more than grifting engagement farmers.

Many Americans of all ages Fell For It Again with regards to Trump, but no one Fell For It Again quite like the Zoomers.

@GovPressOffice Please fix this Mr. President.

@UtataneNasa Her pfp is Rupert Pupkin from The King of Comedy. In the film, he's so insignificant that everyone gets his name slightly wrong. So @pipkinpippa is Rupert Pipkin.

Looking back on it, Sargon should have said those guys were Spiritually Somalian instead. He wouldn't have gotten in trouble.

@cthecache @SkinnyTuna Get a 10,000 lux lamp and use it when you wake up. It will change your life.

You may take my life, but you will never take my Protein Soda.

It’s so cool that we share Twitter with the modern west, Indonesia, and Nigeria at the same time You can see direct gay discourse from 2026, 1980, and 1405 back to back

Seeing people on the right fall for Nick Fuentes is so funny. Now, instead of Gay Race Communism, you have Gay Racist Communism. Congrats, guys.

@Aliathewhite @EANP__ One of the biggest reasons the Hart-Celler Act passed was because Catholics affected by the quotas wanted to reunite with their families. But the Based Tradcath Converts would rather put the sole blame on a Jewish conspiracy than confront the truth.