Relatable

Hey @mcuban any way I can DM you?

kanye attitude with drake feelings

Who cares about bae when you can cry into a pizza

drink until the bottle is emptier than you

All I want is a back massage, it could all be so simple.

The best ideas come to my head at 12 AM.

if traveling was free you'd never see me again

i literally have no problem texting first as long as u make me feel like u actually wanna talk

all i care about is wifi and concert tickets

sometimes you have to say fuck it and move on.

Parents think A's grow on trees.

When I date someone, I think long term. What's the point of dating someone if you only want them temporarily?

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

me waking up: I can't wait to go to sleep tonight

If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face.

If you never try, you'll never know.

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.

me at restaurants: is there wi-fi me at the beach: is there wi-fi me at family parties: is there wi-fi me in hell: is there wi-fi