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#EggShortage first comes the 🥚 shortage than comes the 🐔. 😭 will miss fried 🍗 very much so.

@CoffeeNGrit Love the Tesla, got an M3. The ASS is the only part I cannot vouch for because it felt like it was doing everything in sloth mode and I never felt comfortable using it around live traffic. The regen braking and the car stopping with one foot driving makes so much sense to me.

I just got back from a 4 hour demo drive in a new Tesla Model Y Premium and I’m still kind of buzzing. I've watched the videos. I’ve read the stories. I thought I understood what FSD was. I did not, not even close! Because when you’re actually in it and you let it do its thing, it’s not a “cool feature.” It feels like you just stepped a few years into the future! I tried everything. FSD, regen braking, the acceleration, Summon, self parking, super charging and switching between driving and FSD on the fly. And man… FSD was the part that messed with my brain in the best way! It handled city streets like a pro! It rolled through parking lots, found spots, and self parked. It went right through construction zones with workers out there directing traffic with flags, and it just… did the right thing. Smooth, not sketchy at all! I kept waiting for the moment I’d have to grab the wheel and save it. I never had to take over! Didn't even have one moment where I felt like I might need to! Then the built in Grok planned a scenic route that was actually fun, not just “fastest route” boring. And while it was driving, I played with Grok in Assistant mode and Unhinged mode and I’m not gonna lie, I was laughing out loud because it felt like having a smart, slightly chaotic co pilot that still stays useful. Regen braking was another shock. It takes like five minutes and your brain clicks and you start thinking, why does every car not feel like this? The acceleration is stupid quick! Summon was straight up wild to see in person! Watching that car drive through the parking lot to meet me with no one on board was crazy! I’m telling you, experiencing it is completely different than hearing about it! If you’ve been on the fence, go do a demo drive. Give it time. Try it on real streets, real parking lots, real situations. Because after today, I get it! I’m ready to buy.. NOW! What do you want to try most, FSD, regen braking, Summon, or just feeling that acceleration? @elonmusk - this is truly the future! I am amazed!

@cixliv How everyone feels after a shift lol

If there was any question that Optimus uses teleop for their robots. Here one clearly has a guy take the headset off and it falls over. Absolutely hilarious though.

@603RHWoods @EBTofTikTok Processed food unfortunately costs more than non processed foods

@EBTofTikTok Does EBT not work for food ingredients? Do you have to buy processed foods in boxes? Does none of them cook meals? So sad that this is how mothers feed their children … junk, all junk!

Mother of 5 in EBT shares what she bought at the grocery store.

@PokemonFindr Checkout is so busy

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@DisrespectedThe I’m fine with it as long as it’s on my property.

Do you agree with this Amazon driver?

@Y0S0YElmejor @eMoney_HQ That’s great, they need to hold what they buy.

@eMoney_HQ Idk who needs to hear this, but: STARBUCKS DOES NOT ACCEPT RETURNS ON CUPS!!!

This scalper already bought out the entire shelf of inventory for the new Starbucks x Roller Rabbit collaboration 😭

@HustleBitch_ Must be something new that changed their supply chain? I always thought they came from Thailand.

🚨 COSTCO SHOPPERS ARE JUST NOW REALIZING THEIR SHRIMP COMES FROM INDIA - AND PEOPLE ARE LOSING IT A TikTok is going viral after shoppers noticed the Kirkland frozen shrimp at Costco - the one everybody tosses into the cart without thinking - is labeled PRODUCT OF INDIA. People are freaking out because: • It’s farm-raised overseas • India has a long record of seafood contamination recalls • Multiple countries have rejected shrimp imports for antibiotics • And NONE of this is obvious from the front of the bag The video shows stacks of shrimp… then flips the bag over… and there it is in bold: “PRODUCT OF INDIA.” Most customers had no idea. For a store that prides itself on “quality control,” this is the one product shoppers weren’t expecting to be imported from halfway across the world. TikTok comments are exploding and Costco members are already saying they’re switching brands immediately. Would YOU still buy shrimp from India?

@akafaceUS I can’t picture the husband sitting down saying yum this looks delicious. That man has blinders on if he thinks that. She seems to be a sahm so she’s got all the luxury provided for her to care more.

Woman hates making food for her step kids.

@ClownWorld It’ll cook off. Lol but for reals it was for click bait. The way she cuts the avocado shows me she knows a thing or two about cooking.

@elixirsnft @Matt_Pinner 🙏

@Matt_Pinner Well…

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?

@EddieRDMD @rattlesnakeguy The other 169 but the dude holding the stick 🤣

Scientists used a fake leg to simulate a person stepping on a rattlesnake. Out of 175 snakes that were "stepped on" by the booted foot, only six bit the leg. It's really hard to get bitten. Only about 1% of rattlesnake bites are deadly, npr.org/2024/05/17/125… @rattlesnakeguy

@eMoney_HQ Sadly not a single kid under 13 there to get a card for their collection

New Phantasmal Flames Pokemon release has scalpers FIGHTING for a box💀

@darshal_ Guide

@heyfionaai Shorts

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@Matt_Pinner Third option. The parents yelling at them both.

Who's at fault here, the boy or the dog?!

@ClownWorld She cares more about impressing on her friends than being with her man who will do what it takes for her.

@EBTofTikTok All good, when will I be invited over for dinner?

Woman spends $516 at the store and thanks tax payers because they paid for it. "Might as well get it because I'm not paying for it, you are"

@larryvc @super73 Another e-bike i’ll have to dodge on my morning walks.

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