Lukas the trickster

#bowuigi (1/?)

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

Jon Favreau actually cooked the grilled cheese in Chef 🧀🔥 He was coached by real chef Roy Choi, who helped design the technique used in the movie.

Take a wild fucking guess on how this comic continues

@DAKKADAKKA1 *losing

>Pokimane is upset at being objectified and is loosing her love of streaming Lady. Your expiration date hit. You’re a year away from Tortafication. The money train is literally over for you.

@mrwhite1929 @Pirat_Nation

@Pirat_Nation 67

A free browser game called brush-jjaemu has taken the internet Your task is to brush the cat’s fur without getting caught. You can only brush when the cat is looking away. If the cat spots you it gets angry and eats you, ending the game.

Think, Ryan! What will you have after 500 years? Your memes, dad. I'd still have your memes.

@ZeBlackBallD Does spider have puss puss

Commission for @/lynxzyboy

@ubermenschRX @ShitpostRock2

@ShitpostRock2 Anor Londo

I AM TRANS & I AM BEAUTIFUL

Well I’ve lost about 20k followers after the “bot purge”…

@Helldivers_NOW A shitty one

just realized i turned 23 today and if i dont get a wife soon im basically going to die

@ginalm2112 @GamewithDave

What game is this?

@psychoquack123 @GamewithDave Me too brother!

@GamewithDave first thing that comes to mind is SKYRIM 👌🏼

The big strong men who pretend that being blocked means they won:

@OGsDontFold I had a friend spill pepsi on the floor at college, so I told everyone he had diarrhoea and shit himself

i was 16 and at my guy-bestfriend’s house for movie night with his whole family. i really had to pee but i held it too long during the movie. when i finally ran to the bathroom i didn’t make it in time and peed myself right in their hallway like a full accident. it was everywhere. i started crying and panicking. he heard me, came out, saw the mess, ran to the kitchen, grabbed a big bottle of coke and a bag of chips, poured the coke all over the floor and smashed the chips everywhere then yelled “GUYS I SPILLED THE COKE AND DROPPED THE CHIPS EVERYWHERE IT’S A DISASTER” his mom came running, saw the dark wet mess and just laughed saying “boys are so clumsy” while helping clean up. he winked at me and we never spoke about it again. that man is a legend till this day 😂

You wake up in the real world as the last game character you played. What are you doing first?