The_Myth

Happy Good Friday everyone. Somehow I find myself in the Office writing a tender, coffee in one hand and a Koeksister in the other...and even better, I made them myself! So instead of paying £2 for 1, I made 3 dozen last night and they should last the weekend, if I pace myself.

@ANeckid I was walking around the perimeter of a cemetery (as I like to do) on my way to a construction site and just happened to notice these very colourful graves looking a bit out of place amongst the old headstones. It was a complete Kray plot with 4-5 Kray family members.

@The_Myth More interesting though is, how did you happen to just stumble upon a grave like that...

Stumbled upon an interesting grave today.

@pracs2007 Got another one next to me....this time on the bus.

@The_Myth I hate morons like that

Why do "visitors" to London always have conversations on their mobiles, with the speaker on, at the top of their voices? I am the only other person in the carriage, and she has been going for 20 minutes without taking a breath. Basic etiquette...learn it!

Until you slip and knock both front teeth out. Then it is so, so much more expensive!

@ThePhuketBar Fortunately they just confirmed. I am however taking the train, because I can see the fuel prices creeping up hourly.

@The_Myth No way I’m driving two hours for a maybe appointment not with these fuel prices

Advice needed. I have a provisionally scheduled meeting tomorrow at 11am with a new client. It was made clear, by the client, that it depends on all delegates being available, but I have not yet had confirmation and they are not responding to emails or calls. It is a two hour drive first thing in the morning. Would you still go, or wait for confirmation?

@Kevin1141046 @poobie_pillay Thank you. I only see her once a year when I visit SA...but we manage to fit a whole year into those 14 days!

@The_Myth @poobie_pillay It hits hard thinking about all the water that has passed by since those days. Liewe heksie was trending in those days🤣🤣 Enjoy your mother while you can ...mine passed away in 2024.🙏

Holy moly 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

@Kevin1141046 @poobie_pillay When I visited my mum a few months ago, she still had my "Liewe Heksie" LP!

@The_Myth @poobie_pillay Today while looking for paint I came across some old records (LPs) I found pumpkin patch... The songs. With speckles and freckles. Wish I still had my turntable... Crazy coincidence!!

@poobie_pillay With all that fuel around, I think I will sit on a garden chair in the Venter Trailer behind you.

Ready for the Easter weekend

Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to the first of April! This one was definitely one of my favourite April Fools jokes of the day...or at least I hope it is a joke. With Milliband you never know.

@HemmerleinLee We definitely need to see more cows! I miss my cows.

Always more cows. You need more cows while scrolling.

@Darth_Martys Wonder if the tatoos came before or after he started inflating?

This can't be real? Can it?

@PatrickP583 ...and tomato, with a little bit of Mrs Balls and mayonnaise. Its no longer vegan, but wow!

@The_Myth Make some cheese and onion toasties to put on the grill. They're normally a hit with the greens.

I think I have just made a terrible mistake. I have been invited by one of my staff for a BBQ on Saturday. Not having had one for months due to UK bad weather, I immediately accepted. I have just been informed by my PA that it is a vegan BBQ! What the ell is a Vegan BBQ and what do I take?! I need to find a get out excuse and quick!

@AfricanDream01 Corn on the Cob I can do, I however prefer my steaks a little less cauliflowery...I have a feeling they are probably going to cook Vegan Burgers and sausages, and the last time I had one of those it was not too bad. I just dont think it should be done on a BBQ.

@The_Myth You will BBQ cauliflower steaks and corn on the cob

@Kevin1141046 @poobie_pillay And now the song is stuck in my head!

@The_Myth @poobie_pillay I'm waiting to hear from speckles and freckles...

@ThePhuketBar @DeloresWhi50682 Acts10:13 - 15...noted! Bible under the arm, I am ready!

@The_Myth @DeloresWhi50682 😂 try this one Acts 10:13-15 “Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.” “Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.” I’m sure the vegans will love it. 😂

Dont get me started on Eno's! Went to a Texas BBQ place a few weeks ago, and being used to a soft British mainly chicken diet, I really did not feel well afterwards. I scoured the whole of London for Enos, because I knew it was the only thing that's going to work. After driving around for a couple of hours I went home in defeat. (Not a product thats easy to find in the UK). Walked into the corner shop next to my flat to get a bottle of water and what do I see...Enos behind the counter. I could not believe it!

@The_Myth @80_incognito If I accidentally on purpose eat something really spicy, I pop an Eno before going to bed …. Works for me

@Ruth_VDW Exactly. I have nothing against a piece of lettuce...as long as it is on my plate for decoration. ☺️