Things Joe Hates

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@HarrisonSmith85 The test is just one question.

Shit, there’s a test for it?!

@SnoopDogg From your work? It's: "Bow wow wow, yippie yo, yippie yay." That Dre song was the first thing I ever heard that you did and this line still pops into my head on a regular basis.

Drop ur favorite lyric !

@DanielNewman No, social media is evil. It profits from eyes on the page and uses AI to keep you engaged by showing you things that make you feel good. It is the main force behind the polarization you are referencing. It has changed us for the worse.

@ericwhiteback STOP SPITTING ALL OVER IT!!!

This might be the literal BEST video in hobby history…

@Adam_Karpiak Well, you see, Adam, we have tons of data from the people that sold us this testing software that say this test is very effective for all of our hiring processes. --Some dumbass in HR, Probably.

Here’s a screenshot of a cognitive assessment a photographer had to complete for a job application. Make it make sense.

@joeybagovdonuts Then enter your street name and the name of your first pet.

@MeganReports Lisa and I are saddened by Jimmy's passing. We are also surprised at how much the passing of this great Baltimorean, whom we didn't know personally, has impacted us. We will miss him.

Right about now, Traffic Jam Jimmy would be walking into the studio to check in w/ all of us. He'd likely show us a picture of a selfie he took over the weekend, coupled w/ one heck of a story! Man, we've got some good memories with him. I have a feeling you do too!

@TinkerSec My guess is 14789. A second guess would be 98741.

@jacki_is_wookie @TurtleSprints This is a hill on which I am willing to die! Are you so convinced of you correctness? I have ended friendships over this.

@TurtleSprints Pineapple belongs on pizza. Fight me

I wish there was an app I could check several times a day where uneducated people gave ridiculous opinions on complex topics.

@joeybagovdonuts That's funny, but not get-a-tattoo-of-it funny.

Using a gif, who’s your favorite Batman? #Batman

My listening this morning: Lorde - Pure Heroine & 2 songs from @florencemachine, Then some @algreen, and now onto Post Mortem and Raining Blood from @Slayer. How confident are you in your algorithm, @Spotify?

@MASKEDMANIACXXX Dirty Dancing.

What is Your Favorite Kurt Russell Movie?

@PantsDonkey That is exactly the face my kids made when I asked them THE SAME QUESTION!!! NOW WHAT IS 6 TIMES 7, DAMMIT?

Me literally as a kid trying to do my math homework at 8pm on a Monday night while my dad's shouting, "WHAT'S 6 TIMES 7?"

@ADDiane Now you have to perfect your, "F- you, you F-ing F."

Omg I'm Susie from Curb.

So @outlook just had the audacity to tell me that one space after a period is better than two. Only on @Twitter, Outlook, only on Twitter.

@JellyfishJellee This was another problem. Check again when you can.

@ThingsJoeHates Still getting 404 error with AntennaPod app which pulls from Fyyd, iTunes, and PodcastIndex.org.

@ThingsJoeHates are you done hating things? The podcast feed is gone.