Timothy Cumfield

I'm a Cumfield. In our family, success is not an option. It's the purpose.

@yonann That seems kinda gay to be honest

Bryan Johnson says a pelvic floor device made him wake up erect every morning "I bought this high frequency electromagnetic stimulation device, I sit on this little thing and it stimulates my pelvic floor" "Every time I woke up I was erect, this is what happened to me when I was 10, when you're 10 years old you're always erect"

People are asking me what I think about the Jack Mallet drama. Honestly I was on my phone when he said that comment about Saylor so I don't really know what's going on.

Things that happen only at Bitcoin conferences

@BuddyJnrrr Bro is like a Korean Jackie Chan

This Kung Fu fight scene on the bus will forever be goated 🚌🔥

@TimCumfield Did you take the short Bus?

I'm the special kid at the conference

@mrsunshinebaby I dropped a mud pie on the beach once but it was an accident.

CANADIANS: This is a beach! FOREIGNERS: Look at this gigantic litter box!

@papaco92 I'd send you my arm flotties but they've been made specifically to my size and probably wouldn't fit you

@TimCumfield i cant swim

I kinda look like Tim Robinson and people think it's funny. In life you can't juggle with your lemons, so I roll with them.

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You can't compete with a Cumfield.

Congrats to Ben @BTCsessions on 10 years of crushing it in Bitcoin education 👏 I’ve learned so much from your videos over the years. You’ve helped orange pill countless plebs with honest, valuable content. Keep it up Ben! If you’re not following BTC Sessions, you’re missing out 🍊

@papaco92 I don't put the carrots in my butt?

@TimCumfield why? sex is awesome

I made a mud pie at the Venetian

@papaco92 I'm vegan maybe that's the problem

@TimCumfield i hope it was low fat im concerned about ur health

Natalie Brussel is a great person. I would love to be her.

Is it true that public companies CEOs are basically employees not entrepreneurs?

My job is to earn money and I'm good at it

That's wild I met Andreas antanopoloupos