Timba Smits

If I could take a bag full of my favourite movies into my afterlife, I think 10 ITEMS OR LESS by director @BSilberling would have to be in it. How'd I not know about this film until last night? Beautifully shot and scripted, and Paz Vega & Morgan Freeman are just Mwwaaaahhhh! 😚

These KINGS OF CONVENIENCE lyrics always get me: "All throughout history The Loneliest people Were the ones who always spoke the truth"

@imchris87 A little one.

@TimbaSmits Hoping it at least elicited a small smile, that was my only intention

Grief & Depression. Name a shittier duo...

@imchris87 I see what you did there 😂 I've experienced that too, but no. No spew or runny turd comes close.

@TimbaSmits Vomiting and diarrhoea?

Rest In peace Robbie. You and HAGRID were a huge part of my coming of age story. But I'm so grateful you left us HAGRID for life. xx

45 minutes left to PRE-ORDER my @AlphonsoDavies @FCBayernEN x @Topps_UK card for #project22 Reminder: once it's gone, it's gone forever. Never to be printed again. tinyurl.com/TOPPSTIMBA

Gosh, I forgot how fast Twitter moves. Where did my flippin' post go? Oh, there it is! (under 1,500,268 other tweets). 😂😳

Good day @AlphonsoDavies @FCBayernEN and @Topps fans! My third limited edition card for @Topps_UK #project22 has ONLY 6 HOURS LEFT ON PRE-ORDER. And once it's gone, it's gone forever. Never to be printed again. So kick on over to tinyurl.com/TOPPSTIMBA to score yours.⚽️

Dusting this thing off. Hello again Twitter. 👋

Two amazing beautiful queens playing in the #FrenchOpen2022 quarters rn. If only both of them could Win! 😢 @SloaneStephens x @CocoGauff C'mon! 🎾🎾🎾

@JohnnyCupcakes I appreciate this. And you! ❤️

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always there, especially at this time of year. Call 800-273-8255 (National Suicide Prevention Helpline US). Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Let’s all look out for each other.

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always there, especially at this time of year. Call 800-273-8255 (National Suicide Prevention Helpline US). Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Let’s all look out for each other ❤️

@pink_tank @BrandenHarvey It's the best. Seriously! I look forward to friday nights now because of TL. And tonight is Friday!!! (: #TGIF

@TimbaSmits @BrandenHarvey It's brilliant, innit? So glad you love it too, T

*Watching Ted Lasso* Me: This is the best episode they’ve ever had. Sammi: You say that every episode.

Crikey, London's weather right now is a lot like my anxiety. ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! One minute it's moody & stormy, the next minute it's bright and sunny (and.... REPEAT).

Tired of the doom and gloom media/news cycle? Then watch this. Iconic graphic designer Stefan Sagmeister educates us on the numbers. Beautiful Numbers! vimeo.com/544574177

@Handsome_Frank That deserves a like! Well done, chap. Well done!

After a relentless 11 year campaign, I've finally got one of my children drinking tea. I think it's my greatest parenting achievement.

@Handsome_Frank EVERYTHING. We've xxld almost all of our other subscriptions and just watch AppleTV+ now. Less content, BETTER QUALITY! For All Mankind is BRILLIANT.

I've caved in. What's good on Apple TV+ ?

@clarkorr This just made my day!!! 😂😂😂 Love the laugh, love the 'what just happened?'. Authentic comedy at it's absolute finest!

And what followed was thankfully captured on video, by my wife...

Today for our day off my wife and I went to a self-driving Wildlife Safari in central Florida. A few minutes in I noticed something in my side mirror run up out of nowhere...