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Is excited to pitch today!

@MVPJenkins @DickyPitino @LSUBasketball @CoachWadeNCSU If I ever have this build I give you both permission to kill me #InnerTubeGut

@DickyPitino @LSUBasketball @CoachWadeNCSU 100%. Like I said nothing against the guy, just that build is crazy 🤣

Our Fearless Leader has Returned

@DickyPitino @MVPJenkins That’s the 337th best player in college basketball, and you WILL respect him!

@MVPJenkins @ToastCheap69 He sucks.

Duke Game Day vs @DickyPitino Pub Crawl in the College Town Duke maybe??? making the Final Four this weekend Twins are playing (yea, I guess…) Slim is gonna have a weekend

#MNTwins  Predictions Record: 73-89 Team MVP: Byron Buxton Best SP: Joe Ryan Best RP: Anthony Banda Breakout player: Austin Martin Sleeper: Zebby Matthews (I think he puts it all together) ROY: ERod

Joe Ryan day! Woohoo!

@HailStateBB WHAT A WIN BY THE FIGHTING B-WALKS!

DAWGS TO THE TOP

@Friar_Baguette Why she kinda look like Sarah Jessica Parker from South Park? (All due respect)

“If you ever want to question my recruiting abilities, just look at my wife Jordan” - Bryan Hodgson. UNREAL

@tlschwerz Twins opponents Run Overs in Game 3 of every series are gonna feed my family’s bloodline for generations to come

The 2026 Minnesota Twins Opening Day bullpen: Taylor Rogers Cole Sands Justin Topa Kody Funderburk Anthony Banda Eric Orze Cody Laweryson Zak Kent

@patrickfeed Very valid! Completely understandable, Would be insane if he won 3 times before April

@ToastCheap69 I mean I feel like he’s at the point where’s he’s mostly always live when he tees it up… just not for me this week. Personally I just don’t see him getting 3 wins on the year before they even play the first major of the season. All imo of course

Houston Open Outrights ⛳️☀️🛸 N. Hojgaard 25/1 Griffin 35/1 Clark 40/1 Finau 60/1 Greyserman 65/1 Billy Ho 150/1 Hossler 225/1 Vegas 250/1 (risk 1.43u // all to win +10u)

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@JoeTipton @TransferPortal @On3 @MomentousSP @JHopkinsSD @mtorressports @BarstoolDucks

BREAKING: Oregon guard Jackson Shelstad plans to enter the @TransferPortal, source told @On3. 

The 6-1 junior is expected to be one of the top point guards to enter the portal. Represented by @MomentousSP. on3.com/news/oregon-gu…

@acaseofthegolf1 Can someone seriously please tell me how Pootycuts did? I haven’t seen him post on TikTok in a week!

12 players across three tours earned spots via Monday Qs yesterday. Including: - a pushcart 60 - a 17-year-old - a 63 out of nowhere - a full member of PGA tour in 2024 qualifying for KFT. Our return of the Monday Q Review mondayq.com/story/monday-q…

@TJStats Don’t let Bailey Ober see this!

Does Carlos Estevez know opening day in this Friday? How is he still sitting 89 MPH on his fastball?!

@acaseofthegolf1 @clubcarchamp What about Pootycuts?

Miles Russell 63 Danny Fisher 64 Anthony Maccaglia 65 Carl Yuan *4 for 1 playoff at 66 Keller Harper 64 Petr Hruby* Thomas Ponder* Cooper Musselman* 4 for 3 playoff at 65 Are the 8 Monday Q's for the @clubcarchamp

@Dom_2k Triple In-N Out. Hold the fries!

Bailey Ober finished with 81 pitches. His 4-seamer averaged 89.6 mph. His sinker averaged 90.0 mph. But he also allowed 4 ER, 10 H, 3 BB, 3 K in 4 1/3 IP. #MNTwins

Thank god Fletcher Loyer exists

Braden Smith when March 1st arrives