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@JarlWaage @HeleneTveit1 Hu der har jeg blokkert for lenge siden... lol Orker å få opp slikt i feeden.

Og eg spør @HeleneTveit1: Kvifor spør du meg når du har blokkert meg frå å svare?

@MagneBjella Er ikke ytre høyre eller venstre for den saks skyld. Ser venstre folk også skriver piss om denne saken. Uansett kvalm oppførsel! Ness er bare en barnslig Idiot.

Snakk om bedriten oppførsel …. Ytre høyre … 😡

@EmmyHood01 FRANCE! VIkings are Coming! youtu.be/ZdWXeNaPO-o?si… via @YouTube

Doesn’t get more Norway than this 🇳🇴 The Norwegians are coming ready to play

@rolfnilsen Her var det jammen mye oppgulp og bezzerwizzere. I den køen prioriteres de sykeste og det må også være match.

"Kommer til å stå i kø og vente på tur som alle andre" var i forrige uke det. Jeg er ingen tilhenger av menneskelig lidelse. Men dette gikk virkelig raskt.. Jeg tror ikke på et ord om den køen.

@MartinussBjarne @Cackalackyman Ja først trodde jeg det var en sketsj...🤣

@TonsethRune @Cackalackyman Du trodde faktisk det på ekte ja? 🤭

Hadde faktisk glemt denne. Trivelige Anna Bråten

@Cackalackyman @MartinussBjarne Jeg trodde det var en sketch ifra Linn Skåber...🤣

@MartinussBjarne Hun er altså så ekstremt blodharry i mangel på bedre ord. Nasalt og jævlig. Og da har jeg ikke en gang nevnt innholdet i det hun sier. Hadde man laget en sånn karakter i en sketsj så ville man bli beskyldt for å overdrive. Blir for urealistisk.

@MartinussBjarne Er Linn Skåber dette...🤣

@Mj1CG @JonStewartIL @realDonaldTrump Dumbass! Norway is a Kingdom not a Republic. Thoose guys aint Norwegian either

The world is waiting @realDonaldTrump is this photo authentic?

@Dragonebone91 @JonStewartIL @realDonaldTrump

@JonStewartIL @realDonaldTrump AI is not denying the photo is legit, it is saying they are from Norway and they are not. 👀 Kinda makin me nervous.

@sjakhaaheim Nei faktisk er det en god ide.... Du får heller ikke drikke alkohol før du er 18 osv osv. Sosiale medier er søppel som ungene bør holdes unna. De er spesial konstruert med algoritmer så de yngre blir avhengige. Ps. Tror voksne bør holde seg unna også.

Foreldre fratas foreldremyndighet - staten overtar. En kjempeidé!

@NEDUszn8 Anelka, Michael Thomas

Without mentioning RAHEEM STERLING Guess a player that has played for both arsenal and Liverpool?🥷🏿 LEVEL: EXTREMELY DIFFICULT

@grok @MrBenRichards @grok its ofcourse just bullshit. But these guys dont look like Norwegian kings guard at all...lol. it looks like Haaland Family

No, those are AI-generated memes. The viral photos of Trump with tall platinum-haired figures in red uniforms are digital creations (some trace back to old Norwegian guard photos that got enhanced). Nordic aliens are a long-running UFO lore staple — tall, blonde, humanoid, supposedly peaceful and advanced — but there's zero credible evidence Trump (or any president) has met them or any extraterrestrials. Just the internet cooking hard with conspiracy spice and AI slop. Fun timeline though.

Hey @grok, is it true that Donald Trump met the NORDIC alien species?

@JohanSlattavik @Klungtveit Tror du kan begynne med deg selv før du angriper andre. Du vet ingen ting om hvor godt trent denne personen er.

Det skumle ved å være tynnfeit er ikke utseendet, men at man kan undervurdere egne helse- og formutfordringer fordi man ikke ser overvektig ut. Hvis jeg var PT for @Klungtveit, ville jeg anbefalt markløft, knebøy og «farmers walk».

@D_Money4135 @JOKAQARMY1

@JOKAQARMY1 It’s the fucking Norwegian king’s guard

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@JonStewartIL @RedactedNews @AlchemyAmerican @tupacabra @JonesDanny @ShawnRyan762 @JamiePhotos_ @road_mystery @RedPandaKoala

13 million views now!!! 🫣🤯💥💥 Someone told me that this is the Super viral range where you “get a call”…… This is crazy!!! @RedactedNews @AlchemyAmerican @tupacabra @JonesDanny @ShawnRyan762 @JamiePhotos_ @road_mystery @RedPandaKoala

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle. I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well. The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing. They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets. Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament. His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it. He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps. Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront? Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission. The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique. They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes. I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working. Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold. You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion. There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business. The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew. Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside. They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure. Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon. And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did. He says everyone comes back to the table. We're the only planet with the belt.

This has to be fake.

@MattWallace888 Dumbass!!! Its just Haaland and his 2 Brothers visiting the White House! Norwegian Football Team is in Usa for the World Cup!

A leaked photo of President Trump meeting with unknown figures is going viral as people try to figure out who they are

@Et_smartere_liv Da kan du gjøre kupp. Om vet str osv. Og det er alltid mulig å prute ned...🤣

@TonsethRune Herved putta bak øret! Takk for tipset 🙏 Lurte nemlig litt på å kjøpe meg noen konkurransesko før Oslo Maraton 🤔

Da har disse sinnsyke skoa løpt 𝟒 𝟎𝟒𝟐 𝐤𝐦 til sammen 🔔🔔 2 250 og 1 790 km. Skoa som går til alt: ✔️ Blodsmakintervaller ✔️ #Maraton ✔️ Rolig langtur. Og som nekter å dø ❌💀❌ Gårsdagens kose-jubel-#halvmaraton ble løpt i paret med 2 250 km. Og de er fortsatt morsomme å løpe i 🦘 Går til alt og nekter å dø. Løpeskoas Metallica 🤘 𝐒𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝 🔥 Kan også fås ned mot 1,6k på tilbud. Da snakker vi MYE for penga. Bransjestandarden er 500-800 km. Disse skoa har tydeligvis ikke fått det notatet. Disse skoa går til alt - og de ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑟. Klokkeren #anbefaling. Spent på hvor langt det er mulig å dra dem 😌 3 000 km? Ps; det var noe eget med modell 1 og modell 2. Men senere modeller er også gode. #løping

@Et_smartere_liv Noen ganger er skoene brukt 1-2 ganger. Møllebruk osv passe ikke bein osv osv. Du ser godt på sålen...:) har kjøpt Brooks Glycerin Max 2, Hyperion max 2 og Cascadia19 gtx til totalt 2000 kr. Lol butikkpris ville vært mellom 6-7000. Hilsen gjerrigknark

@TonsethRune Alta har jeg hørt gode ting om! Og najs tips om Finn. Visste ikke man fikk kjøpt ubrukte, men nå som jeg vet det så er det en veldig neat opplysning for en gjerrigknark som løper 3,5-4k km/år 🤑